Monday, August 8, 2005
How Many Partners?
You know there's that awkward moment that has to be faced. You've been seeing your new love for some weeks, and it's all going swimmingly. Then, one day, up comes The Topic. HIM: "So...er...how many partners have you had before me?" HER: "Oh, I'm not sure we should..." HIM: "No, go on. Tell me.... Sign in to see full entry.
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Thursday, July 28, 2005
Are You a SITCOM Mouse Potato???
These words and terms have just been added to the online version of the Oxford English Dictionary. TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks. BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL... Sign in to see full entry.
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Monday, July 18, 2005
Real Letters to the Tax Man
These are extracts from genuine letters sent to the British Inland Revenue offices. "Please send me a claiom form as I have had a baby. I had one before but it got dirty and I burnt it." "I have not been living with my husband for several years and have much pleasure in enclosing his last will and... Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, July 8, 2005
We Need a Laugh...
Two cannibals are sitting by a fire, enjoying the remains of a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?":-) Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, May 18, 2005
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway and is astonished to see a sign on the side of the road. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:... Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, April 29, 2005
The Chav
There's a relatively new phenomena sweeping Britain, a demographic group called by several names. The first to come into being, I think, was Chaver, later shortened to Chav. There's also the female version, the Chavette. For the Brits amongst you, I reckon these are the Essex Girls (and Boys) of the... Sign in to see full entry.
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Thursday, April 14, 2005
A Guide to Zen
∑ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just p--- off and leave me alone. ß The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre. ß The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're... Sign in to see full entry.
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Thursday, February 10, 2005
Arse!!!
Yes, I know it's a distinctly British term - a more refined version, I like to think, of the harsher, crasser American 'ass' (which, over here, is another word for a donkey). I don't even want to think about 'fanny'... However, the following works for either version. Life is all about arse. -... Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, February 4, 2005
Lion Fodder!!
If you're not British, you probably won't get this. If you are British you'll love it! A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with... Sign in to see full entry.
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Monday, January 24, 2005
Globalization Defined - A Must Read...!!
INTERNATIONAL THINKING AT ITS BEST! Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was... Sign in to see full entry.
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