The Best Medicine: One-liners

Thursday, May 1, 2008

One-liners

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for President and... Sign in to see full entry.

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