My Favorite Townes Van Zandt joke...
So I'm listening to the "Live at the Old Quarter" album, perhaps the most quintessential work of the late great Townes Van Zandt, when he hits the crowd with this corny classic: "This drunk guy stumbles up to a cop and says,"Man, I want to report my car got stolen." The cop says, "Well, where was... Sign in to see full entry.