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Saturday, May 12, 2007

Goodbye Everyone

I will be closing my account at the beginning of next week. Due to my health issues, I am no longer able to keep up with my blogit account, but wanted to let you all know that I appreciate all comments you have all made, and I have enjoyed having you as a friend here on blogit. Thanks for... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

What Did You Do Today?

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

This is very funny, a friend just sent it to me and I wanted to share...

OLD IS WHEN... "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker... Sign in to see full entry.

Pull Over?

A highway patrolman pulls alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he is astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel is knitting! Realizing that she is oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranks down his window, turns on his bullhorn and yells, "PULL... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Memory trouble....ever happen to you?...lol

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida retirement home. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Share your favorite saying or quote with me....

My main favorite is posted in my info..."When you love someone set them free, if they come back to you, they are yours, if not, they never was." I also like this one..."Live in the present, yesterday is gone, and tomorrow may never come" Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Garden of Eden

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman." God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Sorry I was away so long, more health problems..PLEASE READ

Sometimes I feel like my blogit friends are the only ones I have, especially A & B who always ask how I am after being away a few days...so thanks, and for the them and the rest of my blogit friends I would love to share this... I showered and shaved............. I adjusted my tie. I got there and... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 6, 2007

Stop by and check out myspace and leave a comment....

see you there at www.myspace.com/bncdesigns Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Funny but not so funny humor...

Mildred, 93, was despondent over he recent death of her husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken... Sign in to see full entry.

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