Monday, January 28, 2008No football? Is My ^$##@%^# Television Broke?What to do? No football. Oh, the horror, the horror. Some people look at that yawning mass of days between the Super Bowl and that first game of preseason footabll as an abyss. I look at it as an opportunity to do other things. Like watch basketball, hockey, baseball, NASCAR, tennis... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, January 15, 2008Somebody Help Me Here: What Happened Today?No, really, Bush is out of the country, so I threw a f**king stay-the-hell-gone party. I don't know what the hell happened today. But I got an idea. Somebody lock the damn door at Ronald Reagan airport. Or block off the runways or something. I say, "Let the damn Arabs keep him." No, no, I'm sorry.... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, January 4, 2008Bin Laden's Latest VideotapeBin Laden issued another videotape this past week. On it he said, "Death to America... except Jessica Alba... blah, blah, blah... kill the infidels... blah, blah, blah... western imperialists... blah, blah, blah... get out of Iraq... blah, blah, blah... I'll bet the price on my head New England wins... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, December 18, 2007Idiot Boxing -- The Sport Of Couch Potato KingsI've taken up idiot boxing. This is where you spar with your television set. You know, verbally abuse the hamburger ads, curse the bad writing, throw things at it when someone mentions George W. Bush, smack it when our feeble-minded president says something stupid in a soundbyte. Idiot boxing. The... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, December 14, 2007Terrorism On The Domestic Front"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." -- Sam Kinison Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, December 9, 2007Anybody Out There Like Political Cartoons?I was just perusing the 'net, minding my own business, when I dropped onto www.Wonkette.com and read this entry by the Comics Curmudgeon. Check it out and enjoy. Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, November 28, 2007Bush's Answer For The Pakistan Situation"Where's Musharrif? I thought we invited him to this little shindig with Olmert to settle his people down." An aide quickly explains that Musharrif is in Pakistan. "Pakistan? Oh, that's right, Pakistan. Not Palestine. Pakistan, Palestine. You know, I can't keep 'em separated in my head. You know,... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, November 27, 2007Red Is The Color Of Danger, Anger, Fear, And Going Into Debt...Say what you want, but the Republican Party couldn't have picked a better color to represent their political party... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, November 21, 2007Anybody Want A Free Cowboy Hat?I was driving to my hometown to be with my parents for Thanksgiving and stopped at a service station for gas. While in the restroom, I looked over at a toilet seat cover container hanging on the wall. Above the container were the words in heavy black ink: Free Cowboy Hats I laughed all the way to... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, November 14, 2007Have You Heard That Pakistan Has Agreed To Democratic Elections?It seems that Musharraf decided on holding elections after Bush threatened to send in John Bolton. Musharraf, who was accustomed to ignoring Condoleezza Rice, caved. Besides, Bolton's moustache is just scary... Sign in to see full entry. |