The Flatliner Diaries: An Aspirin A Day Will Keep The Reaper Away

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

An Aspirin A Day Will Keep The Reaper Away

I just saw an aspirin commercial where a female sadly relates that her husband had had a heart attack. The next line: "It was the worst." And then she goes on to tell how the doctors prescribed an aspirin a day, blah, blah, blah. Now, if it had been the worst, don't you think her husband would have... Sign in to see full entry.

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