The Flatliner Diaries for Monday, March 3, 2008

Monday, March 3, 2008

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Shot Off His Mouth Yesterday

And the entire world rejoiced when a subsequent search turned up nothing. The now silent Chavez has written several suicide notes since the incident, saying that he doesn't want to live in a world where he can't hear his own voice. Officials close to Chavez reported the injured president was not... Sign in to see full entry.

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