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Friday, August 31, 2007

College Football Season Has Begun Once Again...

That's right people. College football season has begun again. And I'm ecstatic. West Virginia is ranked at #3 in a couple of polls. I'm so excited, I have developed Armchair Restless Leg Syndrome, ADHDTV, Remote OCD, and Gamer's Thumb. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 27, 2007

The Digusting Elevation Of The Diminished Michael Vick

He said he was sorry. He said it was terrible. He said he renounced dogfighting. He said he found Jesus. (That's good. There's a lot of people looking for him. So, tell us, Michael, where is Jesus?) Then I hear these mental morons trying to spin the "new and improved" Michael Vick. "Now begins the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Could He Lose Everything?

The future doesn't look too bright for Michael Vick. It looks as if he's going to have to do at least 18 months of prison time. That's not counting the fines. That's also not counting if North Carolina pursues a case against him as well. Then there's the problem with his paycheck. NFL Commissioner... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 24, 2007

You Gotta Love The Latest Smackdown On Michael Vick

Since the Michael Vick dogfighting story hit the news, dog and animal lovers, not to mention a few entrepreneurial opportunists, have fallen all over themselves to cash in on the downfall of a professional football player. There have been ConVICKt t-shirts and jerseys, Neuter Vick t-shirts and... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Vick May Never Play Professional Football Again

With no agreement on a plea deal and with what looks as if there may be another charge being brought to bear, Michael Vick may have seen his last day of playing professional football. Already banned from training camp, Vick's legal troubles look as if they're going to land him in jail. And, given... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Can't Play Football From Inside A Prison...

Two more of Michael Vick's co-defendants turned state's evidence in exchange for lesser sentences yesterday and sources are saying that Vick's attorneys are now in talks with federal prosecutors on some sort of plea bargain for Vick. He wasn't going to play ball this season anyway. Might as well fit... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Preseason Football -- The Lure Of False Hope

I despise preseason professional football. It's a winnowing period, a trial period for the teams to cut and pick their rosters. It's also a carrot at the end of the stick hook for the impatient football fans. And it is an extravaganza of false hope for some. Here's a bit of advice for those who've... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Bonds Hits Number 756

With all the build-up and the booing, is there any reason I should add anything to this anticlimactic downer? Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Finally!! Home Run Wait Over With A Swing...

Alex Rogdriquez hit number 500 today, lifting the Yanks over the Royals, ending a 10-day drought. Rodriguez becomes the youngest ballplayer to hit 500 homers. Which is a good thing, since that means he has a shot a legitimately surpassing Hank Aaron's home run record. Oh, by the way, that asshole... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

I Am Taking Great Enjoyment In Watching Bonds Stay One Home Run Short

Need I say more? This walking, whining testament to steroid abuse will tie and surpass Hank Aaron's home run record in the next few days, I'm sure, but I will continue to enjoy his inability to hit that anticipated homer and the one after... Sign in to see full entry.

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