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Saturday, October 7, 2006

Daddy, Did You Name Me ESPN Because You Rode The Short Bus?

Some mental moron in Biloxi, Mississippi, one Rusty Real, named his baby boy ESPN Montana. He most certainly did. His wife, apparently no brain surgeon herself (the jury is out as to whether or not either parents have had lobotomies are just plain retarded), told the father that if she had a boy he... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 6, 2006

Football, Baseball Playoffs, and Hockey

This is my time of year, people. Football season, both college and pro, are in full swing. The baseball season has entered the fabled "days of October" and is headed to the World Series. And Hockey season started Wednesday night. Oh, and as a bonus, the Nextel Series for NASCAR is in its fourth of... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Quick Superbowl Prediction

I watched the Chicago Bears soundly defeat the Seattle Seahawks Sunday night, and I was thoroughly impressed with the Bears. I can see them going all the way. Look for Dallas and Carolina as the serious challengers. By the way, Da Bears are the only undefeated NFC team. Who will they play? Baltimore... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 1, 2006

Watching The Pregame Show On Fox...

I just watched the easy back-and-forth pregame analysis on Fox, executed effortlessly by the usual suspects, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long, and Jimmy Johnson. When asked how T.O. would play today, both Howie and Jimmy said he'd be alright. Howie threw in that there were two places where T.O. was... Sign in to see full entry.

Ohio State Showing Why They're Number One

Ohio State had a little problem at first with Iowa, but not enough to keep from scoring 38 points and win the game by three touchdowns. No, Ohio State remains the team to beat and rightly so... The game of the day had to be the Nebraska-Kansas matchup. Kansas was down by 17 points before they... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

On T.O.'s Alleged Overdose

His press conference cover story is probably the truth -- that he took some more of his medication prescribed for his broken hand while he was under the influence of previously taken meds. Terrell Owens is far too narcissistic to kill himself. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

New Orleans Reopens The Superdome In Grand Style

It's good to see the Saints back in the Dome, ain't it? And when they came, they came full force. Hell, the over-ranked Atlanta Falcons were no match. New Orleans tore them up, 23-3. The $185 million refurbished Superdome is the flagship of the rebuilding effort. And, although New Orleans is only... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Ohio State The Team To Beat This Year

Number 1 ranked Ohio State took on the fabled defensive powerhouse of Penn State yesterday, stalled a little at first, then blew them away. Ohio State is the team to beat this year, stronger than last year and putting up better numbers. After the way they manhandled Texas, I wouldn't be surprised to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Monday Night Football And History

I watched history being made last night. I didn't know it until the fourth quarter (I guess there was no reason for the statisticians to even worry about it until the fourth quarter, really), but, with time running down to nothing left, Jacksonville had the Super Bowl champions, the Steelers, down... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

A Short Comment On Sunday's Games

Well, both my teams got knocked off Sunday. Carolina got stonewalled by Atlanta. And Dallas got ambushed by Jacksonville. Two things to note on Dallas: 1) T.O. should have never played. Parcells needed to set him straight on team play by disallowing him to enter the game at all. If you don't... Sign in to see full entry.

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