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Friday, July 4, 2008

For English, Press One; For A Free Spanish Lesson, Press Two...

"For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three." -- Alice Kahn Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Comedian John Cleese Has Something In Common With Bush, Rumsfeld, Etc.

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me." -- John Cleese Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I Mean, Really, If You Danced Like Dubya, Would You Let People Film It?

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." - - Dan Quayle, former vice president Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Carlin Probably Said At Least One Of The Seven Words There At The End

"So my name is a footnote in American legal history, which I'm perversely kind of proud of." -- George Carlin, Associated Press interview, commenting of his famous seven words you can't say on television Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Hey, Wait A Second... Isn't He A Republican?

“If it would occur, I would have to think about it. I think anybody, anybody would have to consider it. Doesn’t mean you’d do it, doesn’t mean you’d accept it, could be too many gaps there, but you’d have to consider it, I mean, it’s the only thing you could do. Why wouldn’t you?” Senator Chuck... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

We Are A Nation Of Laws, Regardless Of Bush's Executive Orders

"Where does the Constitution get off telling the government what to do?" -- Stephen Colbert Sign in to see full entry.

The White, Scaled-Down, FEMA Is Already There Version

"This is our version of Katrina." -- Johnson County (Iowa) Emergency Management spokesman Mike Sullivan after record floods hit Midwest, Chicago Tribune, June 15, 2008 Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Reestablishing Habeas Corpus To Its Rightful Position: Boumedienne v. Bush

"The practice of arbitrary imprisonments, in all ages, is the favorite and most formidable instruments of tyranny." -- Alexander Hamilton, Federalist 84, The Federalist Papers Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Senator Obama Pays Tribute To A Tough Opponent...

"She shattered barriers on behalf of my daughters and women everywhere, who now know that there are no limits to their dreams. And she inspired millions with her strength, courage and unyielding commitment to the cause of working Americans." -- Senator Barack Obama, prepared statement released after... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Republican Senator Chuck Hagel Is In Europe Pissing Off...Republicans

"We invaded Iraq, we are occupying Iraq and we have made Iraq dependent on us. By our actions we have done terrible damage to our own country and undermined our interests in the world." "Our first moral obligation is to our own people whom we keep sending back to Iraq again and again. Four-thousand... Sign in to see full entry.

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