Court Of The One-Eyed Judge

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Saturday, June 30, 2007

Make His Dumb Ass Pay Their Lawyers' Fees As Well

Well, the case about the missing pair of suit pants of Judge Roy Pearson was finally adjudicated. He lost. And he was told to pay court costs. A separate decision will be made as to whether or not he'll have to reimburse the dry cleaner's lawyers' fees. The Bar Association is already investigating... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

A Naughty Bit Of Court Humor

"Now there’s a judge in Oklahoma who’s accused of being naked under the robes while court was in session. Not only that, he was wearing what’s known as a "general enhancement” device. It’s just an accusation. I’m sure it will not stand up in court. " -- Craig Ferguson, The Late Late Show "You may... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 18, 2007

And Sometimes There Is A Little Justice

Duke University settled its lawsuit with the three lacrosse teammates who were wrongfully accused of raping a stripper fifteen months ago. The financial settlement was undisclosed. This comes on the disbarring of Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong Saturday and the judge's decision today that he... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

This Case Is A Crying Shame

The Washington judge who is suing the Korean dry cleaner for $54 million over a missing pair of pants that, at best, might be worth $150 should be slapped with a contempt charge. Why? For even filing the lawsuit in the first place. During testimony, the man cried over his lost pants. Before going to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Two Decisions That Are Worth Noting

The judge in Paris Hilton's case was having none of the manipulation game her lawyers pulled to get her out of Los Angeles County jail. He sent the teary-eyed celebrislut back to jail -- where, I might add, her skinny little ass belongs. As one ex-inmate told a reporter, if she'd complained and... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Jefferson Indicted After Nearly Two Years

The question arises from this investigation: What the hell took so long to indict this Congressman? Of course, William Jefferson maintains his innocence. He has been indicted on 16 counts, including racketeering, accepting bribes, and money laundering. He will be the first person indicted under the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

"Suing Because You Served Me Hot Coffee That I Stupidly Spilled" Category

There is a Little League mom who is suing the baseball coach and the league organization her son plays for. Why? Because he broke his leg sliding into second base. Could someone please hand this woman a one-shot pistol so she can put all of us out of our misery with one shot? The mother should be... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Tennessee Convict's Last Request An Act Of Charity

Tenneseee death row inmate, Phillip Workman, 53, ordered for his last meal a pizza and told prison officials he didn't want it. Instead, he wanted it delivered to a homeless man in Nashville. Prison officials refused, stating that the taxpayers didn't give permission for them to give to charity.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Psychiatrist A Child Molester?

As horrifying as it may sound, a 75-year-old professionally lauded psychiatrist in Redwood City, California, may be a child molester. William Ayres, former president of the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry (1993-1995), has been accused of molesting former current and former... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Partial Birth Abortions Ban Upheld By Supreme Court

In a decision that Pro-Choice advocates call a step backward for women's rights, the Supreme Court upheld a partial birth abortion ban 5-4 yesterday. Pro-life advocates state that this legislation will probably have little effect on the overall question of legal abortions (made so by Roe v. Wade ),... Sign in to see full entry.

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