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Saturday, March 30, 2013

Men that look no further than their outsides, think health an appurtenance

unto life, and quarrel with their constitutions for being sick; but I that have examined the parts of man, and know upon what tender filaments that fabric hangs, do wonder that we are not always so; and considering the thousand doors that lead to death, do thank my God that we can die but once.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 29, 2013

To feel keenly the poetry of a morning's roses, one has to have just

escaped from the claws of this vulture which we call sickness. Henri Frederic Amiel Carp Carp may help with: Jaundice Lactation disorders Edema Chicken pox Healing herbs for chicken pox Yarrow Source: Healing Foods Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

The... patient should be made to understand that he or she must take charge

of his own life. Don't take your body to the doctor as if he were a repair shop. Quentin Regestein Carob Carob may help with: Gastroesophageal reflux disease Diarrhea Supports organs and systems: Digestive system Lungs Nutrients found in Carob: Potassium Manganese Magnesium Copper Vitamin B3 Vitamin... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Joy and Temperance and Repose Slam the door on the doctor's nose...

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Capers Capers may help with: Gout Coughs Diarrhea Supports organs and systems: Digestive system Bowel Respiratory system Notes about Capers: A caper acts as an astringent. Celiac disease Healing foods for celiac disease Sorghum Buckwheat Healing nutrients and... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

If I'd known I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of

myself. Leon Eldred Cantaloupe Cantaloupe may help with: Heart disease Angina Immune system deficiency Acne Supports organs and systems: Heart disorders Skin disorders Immune system Nutrients found in Cantaloupe: Potassium Beta-carotene Carotenes Pantothenic acid Vitamin C Niacin Folic acid Vitamin... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Physical ills are the taxes laid upon this wretched life; some are taxed

higher, and some lower, but all pay something. Lord Chesterfield Cabbage juice Cabbage juice may help with: Peptic ulcers Supports organs and systems: Digestive system Candida Healing foods for candida Kohlrabi Lettuce Shiitake mushroom Healing herbs for candida Pau d'arco Garlic Thyme Cinnamon... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

Tommy Smothers Cabbage Cabbage may help with: Cancer Depression Lung cancer Estrogen metabolism Peptic ulcers Stomach ulcers Hot flashes Prostate cancer Breast cancer Colon cancer Stomach cancer Constipation Colds Coughs Inflammation Abdominal spasms Arthritis Asthma Stomach pain Rheumatoid... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired...

Author Unknown Button mushroom Button mushroom may help with: Cancer Nutrients found in Button mushroom: Zinc Potassium Copper Pantothenic acid Riboflavin Niacin Selenium Bruises Healing herbs for bruises St john's wort Arnica Bay leaf Healing supplements for bruises Propolis Burning eyes Healing... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 22, 2013

The best six doctors anywhere And no one can deny it Are sunshine, water,

rest, and air Exercise and diet. These six will gladly you attend If only you are willing Your mind they'll ease Your will they'll mend And charge you not a shilling. Nursery rhyme quoted by Wayne Fields, What the River Knows, 1990 Butternut squash Butternut squash may help with: Heart disease... Sign in to see full entry.

The best six doctors anywhere And no one can deny it Are sunshine, water,

rest, and air Exercise and diet. These six will gladly you attend If only you are willing Your mind they'll ease Your will they'll mend And charge you not a shilling. Nursery rhyme quoted by Wayne Fields, What the River Knows, 1990 Butternut squash Butternut squash may help with: Heart disease... Sign in to see full entry.

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