Personified Humor & Sundries

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The Distinct Difference In Walk In Closets!

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Oh, The Temptation!

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Got Gas ...?

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The Ultimate Chick Flick Chick!

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Monday, September 21, 2009

This Is Why I Don't Go On Blind Dates?

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Here Ya Go ... Mother Of The Year!

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Sunday, September 20, 2009

Ten Dollars Is Ten Dollars!

Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Edna would say, "I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars,and ten dollars is ten dollars." One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Oh My! Let's Leave The Pole Dancing ToThe Pros! WOW!

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Saturday, September 19, 2009

Ever Wonder Why ...?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you... Sign in to see full entry.

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I'm Not Sure This Is A Friendly Old Lady, 'Bout You?

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.... Sign in to see full entry.

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