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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Ya Just Gotta Know When To Keep Your Mouth SHUT!

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60 perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that... Sign in to see full entry.

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