Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII: Like A Bad Retelling of Humpty Dumpty

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Like A Bad Retelling of Humpty Dumpty

We know we can't cure you of AIDS, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, or MS, but if you break your face we can swap it out for you. Next the salon doctors will be offering the in-an-hour outpatient version of face transplants, right down the hall from the Botox booth. I don't want to make fun of people who... Sign in to see full entry.

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