Friday, September 9, 2005
Comment Spammer Found Dead
GODTHAAB, GREENLAND: A comment spammer was found dead this morning in a wireless internet coffee house. The man, who appears to be in his early 20s was found face down on his keyboard with a ream of printouts of his comment spam protruding from his rectum. "We've got too many suspects to narrow...
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