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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

MY TEETH HAVEN'T TURNED BLUE YET...

I'LL HAVE A BLUE CHRISTMAS WITH A KING. At the phone store, the phone guy asks me, "So you want a bluetooth with that phone?" "Huh?, what?" "A Bluetooth." "Well actually I like my white teeth just fine. Spent all kinds of money shining them to a bright white, why would I want blue teeth? I mean, I... Sign in to see full entry.

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