A COLUMN ABOUT NOTHING

A COLUMN ABOUT NOTHING


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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

I'LL HAVE A BLUE CHRISTMAS WITH A KING. A BLUETOOTH...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the phone store, the phone guy asks me, "So you want a bluetooth with that phone?" "Huh?, what?" "A Bluetooth." "Well actually I like my white teeth just fine. Spent all kinds of money shining them to a bright white, why would I want blue teeth? I mean, I know I have been depressed, blue; it's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 9, 2005

I SUBBED FOR A ROCK STAR TODAY AND IT WAS CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I enter room 13, ready to teach 6th grade today. Decked out in my navy blue power suit, and strict teacher demeanor, I was ready for the rowdy class. I had subbed in here before and swore never to darken their door again, but I have a difficult time saying no. A half dozen already sweaty 12 year... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 6, 2005

When was the last time you laid on your back to stare at the stars?????????

Just Good Stuff to Do! 1. Donate to the Goodwill or other charity. Do you really need all this crapola? Garage sales are a hassle anyway. Give!!!!!! 2. Go through those stuffy, stodgy clothes. Yuck. Buy something new and throw something old out. 3. Just say NO and stay home one night. One... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 4, 2005

This certainly wasn't in my pre-nup I signed...

Why did I send Hansel and Gretel deep into the forest? The story of a Hypoglycemic, manic-depressive, estrogen deprived, co-dependent, martyr complex mother. Listen and I’ll tell you my story… They called me the “stepmother.” I had a name, Victimella. Hansel and Gretel weren’t even my children; I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 3, 2005

What would you do for a little peace?

If Jesus is a Crutch, Get Me a Wheelchair The happiest times of my life, the times with the most peace have been the moments I have trusted God, when I really read my Bible. It sounds weird to many of you I'm sure, but this world is such a rough place of death, destruction and pain, and I don't know... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 2, 2005

BLOGGERS, SEND ME YOUR WEB PAGE AND I WILL ADD YOU

Do you have a web page? If so, send me the url and I might add you to my links. It should have a writing focus. If it fits into my online courses that I am teaching right now at universalclass.com I will put your web page with the links in my class. Right now I have placed Ariala's web page in my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 1, 2005

DO BLOGGERS LIE WHEN THEY SAY, "TELL ME THE TRUTH?"

So tell me, do bloggers lie when they say, "tell me the truth?" People will lean forward, look you in those baby blues (or brown, green or black) and say, "Don't lie to me baby," but they hope you do. If asked, "how do I look?" and you tell them, watch out. Women are famous for this. Sometimes I... Sign in to see full entry.

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IS THIS TOO BORING A BIO?

J. Price Brown is a fellow of the South Coast Writing Project in California. She teaches Creative Writing Workshop, and Memoir Writing, online courses at http://universalclass.com/. Recent publications include: CATE Journal, “The Power of One Teacher” and PostSCWriP, “Looking for Longfellow.” Her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

EVERY TIME I BAKE, I DRAG MY BEDROOM QUILT TO THE KITCHEN

Can you smell the cookies baking? I am home sick today so I dragged an old blog out of the cupboard... It's Christmas day and it's been raining all day in Sunny California. My daughter and her boyfriend are out on a walk in the rain. It's the little things really that create memories in a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

THE KILLER KISS. Bloggers--This could save someone you love!

True story. The Kiss of Death A boy and a girl locked lips, sharing their last kiss, forever... A girl kissed her boyfriend and her lips swelled, her breath quickened, but it wasn't love that caused this reaction, it was allergies. She died 20 minutes later. Her boyfriend had eaten nuts, and she was... Sign in to see full entry.

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