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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

irony butterfly

Its time to try and forget it all and get to being funny. Funny as a beautiul butterfly thats just escaped from its cocoon after its laborious life as a worm or probably lower than a worm. Now it is free and sees from above the beautiful plants it only saw from below and was killing just to gorge... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

Manny and ahh...

Poor Manny Ramirez, poor guy, I know he signed for a bijillion more than we would ever make in our lifetime but his cheating to get there left him not fit for the ladies or whatever you call rich sportguy whores. So like he tried a new drug and got caught. 50 day suspension- losing more money than... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

What's it take?

What does it take to be happy? Sex, yeah Sex, lots of sex, yeah. Oh I'm sorry, this isn't a commercial? Man, I could have sold a lotta jeans. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 9, 2009

Elvis

A funny thing happened in the world last night. At least in the world as I see it. I'm a minor sports nut and like all sports nuts I think a major event in sports will change the world somehow. Well last night for the first time ever in major league baseball- in all its 120 some years- Elvis was at... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Bothers

There's only one thing in this world that should, could and does bother all the sane people left in this world and some of the insane too, and that is is its all about the other sex, as in the other gender, as in the one who has what you ain't got and that you want, maybe, maybe not, at least you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

How to be Smarter

First the easiest way to be smarter is to just say "Wow I'm smarter" and dang it- you will be smarter. Or you can read a book on Lincoln- you'll feel smarter just because you read a book on Lincoln- it could make you even want to be president or be a president who says "I read a book on Lincoln". Or... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 23, 2009

A pig walks into a bar, the bartender says no pigs in the bar. The pig says you see a badge on me? I'm sorry, that just came out. So a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says no horse in the bar, the horse says you have a coughdrop? maybe I won't be so horse. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

I'm going to try hard to be unny

Where have I said that before? Might have been my wedding day or the wedding day before that, I don't know, They all run together. Seriously I'm serious which makes a double positive which absolutely means nothing. If you don't know what I'm talking about maybe you're smarter than me, think about... Sign in to see full entry.

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