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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Our SS checks. Wanna know about them? Maybe not, you may stroke out!

Since becoming an adult, and spending time observing government and political actions and in action, I have said, " NEVER re-elect ANYBODY!" This explains why. Guy READ THIS ABOUT OUR SS CHECKS... We need to keep this fresh in everyone's mind till Nov. The Obama crew thinks we will forget about it by Nov. Let's prove them wrong.. *THIS IS THE ONE THAT WILL FLIP YOU OUT!!** ** THE SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION IS FUNDING TWENTY FOUR MILLION DOLLARS--LET ME REPEAT THAT AMOUNT...* SO YOU... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Dedicated to ALL in the "Great White North." ESPECIALLY Michiganders!

A CALM AND RESTFUL MOMENT. FEBRUARY, 2011 In the box above, you ought to be viewing a snow sculpture of an occupied outhouse, just after an errant breeze swung the door open. Sorry, Guy "It's winter here in Michigan. Winter's gentle breezes blow. Seventy miles per hour, at fifty-two below! Oh, how I love my Michigan, w hen the snow is up to your butt. You take a breath of fresh winter air, a nd your nose is frozen shut. Yes, the weather here is wonderful. You may think that I'm a fool. I could... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Tales from the "Dark Side of the Sage." Good thing I'm a lousy prophet!

I hate to sound like a lefthand-thread, right-wingnut, but is it really any wonder that the US economy is so screwed up, that it may actually already be broken beyond repair? Expect $5 and $10 coins, and $500 bills to show up in your pockets and purses soon, folks. Spend your cash and savings to buy tangibles, (probably NOT collectibles!) ones that will retain or even gain in value, ammunition, sugar and salt, fuel, canning jars, gold, camping equipment, etc. while our money still can buy... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Do ALL of Michigan's slu..."Ladies of easy virtue," live in Detroit?

WHO is your baby's Daddy? These are really a Hoot!! The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms, in the section for revealing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way... " WHO is your baby's Daddy?" These are genuine excerpts from official governMENTAL forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize, and #3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

This is a joke...At least, I HOPE that it's a joke! Isn't Abby DEAD?

Dear Abby, My husband has a long record of money management problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing HIS money. He says to just pay the minimum, and let our kids worry about paying off the rest. Already, we can hardly keep up with just paying the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them, no longer will speak to us. The few who still do, are a very odd... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Cat fishing. NOT Fishing for CATfish. Fishing for CATS! (from 4/09)

Our screwball cat (redundant, I know. There's NO OTHER KIND) was rolling around on the floor, intent upon murdering a red feather, one that had fallen from one of the kids garish Indian headdress costume rigs, yesterday. I yelped in pain, as she snagged me with her needle sharp claws as I picked up the feather. Cats are astonishingly quick! Hitler was happy to have me join in her little game, far more glad than I was. I came up with an idea that promised to be extremely entertaining, and... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Two old jokes, not a bit less funny due to being old, like me!

A man had been very sick, and was getting sicker for more than two weeks, and became bedridden and as weak as a newborn kitten. He had been unable to keep food down for long, during most of the time of the last two weeks. Fearing that he may have seen his last sunrise, from his bed he smelled the alluring aroma of baking chocolate-chip cookies, his VERY favorite food! He called weakly out to his wife, but either because of his distance from the kitchen, or the low volume of his voice, she didn’t... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Kabu, this's why I hunt deer, and it's NOT 'cause they're made outa meat!

A Farmer in North Central Kansas wrote this I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it into a stall, feed it up on corn and clover for a couple of weeks, then kill it, and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there, (a particularly bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed, while I am in the back of the truck, not 4 feet away) it... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Content? Read these, and change your mind! Happy to be of service to you!

A little Zen... Thoughts for people who take life, far too seriously. He who laughs last, obviously just thinks the slowest. Remember, HALF of all of the people that you know, are BELOW average. Save the whales. Collect the whole set! A day without sunshine is like, well,........ NIGHT! On the other hand, you have between one and five, DIFFERENT fingers. 42.7 percent of ALL statistics are just made up, right on the spot. Clones are people, TWO! I feel like I am diagonally parked, only in a... Sign in to see full entry.

I always KNEW I shoulda taught grade school! A REpolished '09 reposting.

Marilyn tells me that I have a lot of un educating to do with these kids, especially D.J. It seems that some people were inquiring into the possibility that D.J. may have a speech impediment because he was overheard talking about how a calipidder transforms into a flutterby after climbing out of his cristalglass. I (wearing my most innocent face) asked Marilyn why she was blaming me, for a few mispronunciations, spoken by a little kiddygardener. She told me that that kind of thing, is exactly... Sign in to see full entry.

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