Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich.

After having become a bit burned out from posting fairly (TOO?) often, and dedicating much time and mental effort to composing, sorting and passing on other bloggers written material, stuff that I hope many readers might wish to read, I find that there only appears to be something like a dozen or so people, that I haven't yet offended. I refuse to consider the possibility, that I'm sadly out of touch with blogging society, yet. Still, is it just a bit twisted, to notice things like repeating... Sign in to see full entry.

It really, is time for a viable third political party, to sweep through Washington. Sweep, as in, "A new broom sweeps clean! " That's assuming that the corrupt politicians we've got now, haven't damaged our economy beyond repair, yet. Such malfeasance runs far beyond mere incompetance, this is a result of greed and hypocritical corruption, and the ability to steal the prosperity of the future, from generations yet unborn, with confident impunity. If there exists a statute of limitations, on... Sign in to see full entry.

WRONG BITCH The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length, looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog.... Sign in to see full entry.

It sure pays to have doctors, who are smarter than YOU are, I guess. Golly! And I used to be quite intelligent, too! Must have used up the last traces of my smarts, just lacing up my boots. Guy During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not, an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person, to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. " A normally... Sign in to see full entry.

Wow! Some of these are harshly graphic, but professional warriors MUST see many things from a different perspective, than the rest of us do, I guess. A soldier's best defense is his attitude, his training, and a constant mental preparation for combat. No wonder, that many have difficulty adjusting back to peacetime civilian life. Guy Subject: Bumper Stickers seen on Military Bases Eww rah...... "When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" " Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die, really tired!"... Sign in to see full entry.

In our northern, rural area, recently named the eighth most economically depressed county, in the entire state of Michigan, we have a springtime festival celebrating the yearly spawning run of the much maligned, lowly, and oft-scorned rough fish known as the white, black, or the red-horse sucker, all bony, ugly, snout-nosed fish that are remarkably tasty if taken from our cold, swift running rivers and lakes, during our brief spring. Later, after the waters have warmed up, it is not a fish that... Sign in to see full entry.

HOWEVER, I'M ALSO GONNA LIVE FOREVER! Met a fairy today, who told me that she would grant me one wish. "Okay, I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said. "In that case, let me make an alternative wish. I wish to die, shortly AFTER Congress pulls their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty BASTARD! " the fairy exclaimed. Sign in to see full entry.

BLESSED ARE THE Whackadoodles, FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT! TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God, and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every bleepin' minute of it. 3. Some people are alive, only because it is illegal to KILL them! 4. I used to have a handle on life, but I must've broken it. 5. Don't take life seriously; Nobody, not one of us, gets out of this alive. 6. You're just jealous, because the... Sign in to see full entry.

An exerpt from last month's High Times Magazine. Whenever I begin to think that I'm a pretty good writer, I'm going to sit down and read something that Paul Krassner or Pat McManus wrote. That way, I can get a big healthy dose of reality, before I embarass myself. There is a good reason that professional writers get paid for what they write. It's called, "Talent." Something I could use a lot more of, if I'm honest with myself. Guy P.S. I hope that many of you will subscribe to High Times mag. "I... Sign in to see full entry.

At last some guy has taken the time to write this all down! Finally, the men's side of the story. ( I must admit that it's pretty good.) Guy We always hear about 'the rules,' From the female point of view. Now, here are the rules, from the male perspective. These are our rules! Please note... they are all numbered #1. That's ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us... Sign in to see full entry.