My life-in a hilarious form for all

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Leave my chocolate alone, damn it!

Ok, so I'm enduring the last weeks of eater term until easter hols (chocolate eggs!) and anyway, I was chilling by the telly and dad suddenly piped up "We're going to aldi-do you want anything" Dad asked. "Yeah, three easter eggs, make 'em lindors by the way, some cola, some palma violets-" "Stop... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Scare yourself! (or try to)

Ok, so I built up some settings for a scary story so put yourself in these positions. Read these slowly and imagine yourself being in these stories, or, for the best effects, get someone to read them out to you while your eyes are closed. (read-out-louders follow the instructions in brackets, but... Sign in to see full entry.

I wish I'd stop nicking everything called chicken...

So, I was having a good time web surfing, watching my NEW dvd player, playing on the wii and feeling relieved about my new glasses. Oh yeah, I got new ones yesterday afternoon. Little light purple ones! >PHEW< It was quite fun in the opticians, actually. Its strange, but I actually like the stages... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Glasses upset lasses...especially THIS one!

Ok, so I was havin a great time doing a bit of singing upstairs, when I jumped on my bed to grab my iPod, my glasses decided they'd just go snap right in the middle. So I'm lying there with two halves of glasses layin on the bed feeling confused as god knows what. I pick up the halves and my face... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

'Sorry, your call cannot be connected' and 'Proof that teachers are crazy'

So, I was school today (obviously, though unfortunately) and having a miserable time doing a brutal science test on respiration (yeah, most people thinks its breathing but its far more...um, how do I describe this without swearing...complicated.) Then, unusually had a miserable time in art, drawing... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 22, 2008

My friday...with a 'wild streak'

Ok, so, I havent blogged for a while and now I'm gonna blog on this friday describing the people and school as if it was in the wild and I am documenting on how the 'animals' are behaving ect, and by animnals, I mean the kids, including me. The 12 and 11 year olds are now described as Baby hyena's... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

What I've been doing in the past week

Soo, I hope you've been missing me, because I've been very busy recently and havent been able to talk to all you lovely readers. I have been up to quite a bit (including alot of frights.) Ok, so I have now joined youtube and started watching some 'scary maze' videos. The scary maze is a trick game... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

If the scariest film of the world was created, it would be about Sundays

So, today is an excrutiatingly painful day, because it is sunday. The end of the weekend the start of the week. Luckily for me, its is the last week before half term. SO all I have to do is keep myself alive (as impossible, life endangering, incredibly hard and boring as it may seem) till this... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Friday night thriler

Last night, I was sitting up in bed watching my michael jackson 'thriller' video (because I was yet again trying to stay up all night which I have only done 3 times before.) It was getting late (1:00 am) and i couldn't stop myself from drooping. Before long my eyelids where almost shut. But then,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Things to try the next time you get bored

Soo, there are a few things to do when the boredom strikes. Maybe they won't cure the boredom, but they're just something to do cuz you probably wont do them any other time (unless you're like me and just like trying stuff for the fun of it.) All of these are (rather) harmless, so just try them the... Sign in to see full entry.

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