My life-in a hilarious form for all

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Saturday, June 7, 2008

So its all about HIM, now is it?

Sooo, my aunt and cousin came down last week with her stupid son, Amos. Now my aunt is NO problem, but the son is a pain in the spinal collum. For a start he wont leave me alone (and hes fourteen) he makes stupid noises (for no reason at all) AND he keeps mauling my pet cats (For like an hour a... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The new arrival

After yesterdays heart broken post, I soon realised that things where going to get better. Dad bought the bargain pages and flipped them to a certain page and dropped it infront of me and rory. "Whats this?" I ask. Rory stabs at it with his finger. "KITTENS FOR SALE!!" He yelps. I run and hug dad.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

No news is good news? Not in this case...

Ok...lets start with the introduction-Many of you have heard the saying 'no news is good news' right? Well, after this story of mine, you'll think twice about that saying next time. I remember, a while ago, I posted about Gizmo, our tortoiseshell kitten. Flick back a few and you'll see that I writ... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

The scary hairy freaky feather duster

Ok SOOOOO, mom and dad went to walsall this mornin' to do some shopping. They dont come back with anything particularly instresting. Some ice creams. Some chicken strips. AND-A new mouse mat and feather duster. Now the mouse mat is quite ok with me, but the feather duster...mm a bit iffy. Not to... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Upon holding ice cubes till they melt(for certain reasons)

Ok so im back from a long time, so i hope you missed me lots! Anyways, quite a few posts ago, I said I was trying to learn tk, or telekinesis, right? Well I havent got spoon bending under control yet, infact I gave up with that and started a slightly different method-the psi wheel. A folded piece of... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Mortal Combat

Ok so, for almost three weeks (if not more) I've been exersizing on a mini indoor trampoline. Let me tell you, 5 minutes straight isn't easy, especially when theres three rounds to do. And since it was saturday today, I certainly didnt feel like doing anything like that. SO lets start from when dad... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Of being made to run around in rain

Ok so, The day was pretty BORING. And having a lot of cooking ingredients AND my p.e kit squished into my one small bag didnt make things any easier at all. So the assembely and R.E, which was what I thought was the worst part of the tuesday, went fine, but the WORST WORST WOOOOORST was yet to rear... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

What Ive been doing for the past weeks

So, yeah I havent been on for a while. No, I've been busy. Well, my horrific return to my school has ensured a miserable life and I havent felt like writing for ages. However, Its only fair that I tell you what Ive spent another few weeks of my life doing. ***** Well, im sure you remember that it my... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Upon being visited by a cyber ghost

Ok, so the low down-I think i've had a paranormal online visitor. You see, I had my three vids on youtube and when I put my third one on, the next day I got my first subscriber. I wanned to know who he/she was and looked at his profile.. Strangely, he had nothing there, just that camera holding icon... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

A random ghost story I made up

Ok, so listen to this story and see what you think. Rain was pounding the window. Wind howled through tree's like the cries of wolves. The young girl sat alone in her house. She didn't know where her mother was, or her father. She was the only one in the house-hold. She sat, listening to the wind... Sign in to see full entry.

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