My life-in a hilarious form for all

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Friday, January 9, 2009

Happy birthday, here I come!

YEEEEEEEEES indeedy! Tommorrow is my birthday:) I have officially managed to survive fourteen years of life tommorrow! So I already know that I got a telescope (dad is rubbish at hiding presents) and mom got me some USB earphones (I needed them really bad! And no, there IS no party and instead of... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

For once, my suspicions proved right.

Hm well it seems like my suspicions and intuition were right-my guy DID dump me after all. I KNEW I had psychic powers. Well...I've been seeing this coming for a week. Or two. Maybe it was just those 'bad vibes' I was gettin from him. Hmm. Ah well. I've seen worse than this. As I said in my previous... Sign in to see full entry.

My boyfriend and his 'Phobia'

Im sure you're all familiar with my boyfriend. And hes a wonderful boyfriend (99.9% of the time anyway) except for one little thing... He's got this ingrown obsession with idea that Im gonna cheat on him for my ugly ex Bradley (aka spotty, dumbass and pezz.) I mean, seriously, in the three months... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas...everyone...

Sooo After a failed attempt to stay up all night, I was suddenly woke up by the sound of my dad screaming in my ear "ITS CHRISTMAS!!!!" "urrrr....holy heck, dad, Im tryin to sleep here..." "I take it you dont want yer presents then?" Of course that got me up. Unfortunately, I was that eager to start... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Three ways to find new music (or at least ones you havent heard)

So, there usually comes a time when I get cravings for different musics. Im sure we all do. I have a few simply tactics to help you find some new stuff (or stuff you havent heard) No.1 Random word search Fairly simple, think of a random word that seems like a good title for a song. EG Silence, Dark,... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Why you shouldnt let your little brother watch you belly dance

Soo, as you may recall, I have said I HATE sports of all kinds, apart from the occasional swim at the local pool. And thus, my parents are always nagging at me and quite frankly, making me REAL miserable. Anyway, I finally decided it was time to shut them up by finding a sport I could actually enjoy... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Time for an all nighter...

Hey everyone, its me again (like you couldn't figure that out.) Anyway, starting from now (at 11:30pm) I'm gonna attempt an all night stay up. I dunno how I will succeed but, I'll be sure to post in each hour if possible (unless I forget or accidently fall asleep) Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A day in DamnedVille (AKA School)

Current Location: Table with laptop on it Current Mood: Chilled Current Music: I'm blue (da ba dee) Sooooooo I guess its time I treat you to one of my demented school stories, right? So, I'll pick out the highlights of mah day for you. So, I get to Damnedville(AKA School) and it being wednesday, it... Sign in to see full entry.

I'm Back MWAHA

Heeeey everyone, Im back online and better than ever! How y'all doing? Ya miss me? Guess not but still. Sooo I'm now back at that damn school (NO!) and the funs been killed. Merciliessly. Because this year its SATS and early GCSE stuff. This year is gonna be real difficult. Oh yeah, we got two new... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

A picture I drew yesterday...

Yes, believe it or not, I actually posted my picture on here ^_^ Yes yes! This is on the internet esle where as well. Do keep in mind Im only thirteen...if its rubbish, I'm still learning 0_0 Sign in to see full entry.

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