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Sunday, May 6, 2007

It's Sunday

My sweet lambs, It's Sunday. Do you know where your god is? Pay the Prophet! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 10:40 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Friday, May 4, 2007

There is a trick to it though

My sweet lambs, Ideas evolve. People evolve. God evolves. That means that you have to change. The trick is that you have to change at a pace that is relatively close to everyone else. Jump too soon and people think you're nuts. Too late and you're an unenlightened idiot. They should schedule major... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:26 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)

Thursday, May 3, 2007

It's okay to be crazy if everyone else is crazy too

My precious lambs, As long as you are crazy in the same way as everyone else, you're normal. How cool is that? Pay the Prophet! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:36 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Monday, April 30, 2007

I heard Ted Haggard was cured by the power of god

My sweet lambs, He's not gay anymore. I don't think I need to add any commentary this statement. Pay the Prophet! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 7:43 AM Confessions (6) (permalink)

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

The Key to Heaven is within your grasp!

In fact, it's in your pocket. Repent, make a donation, and eternal bliss is yours. Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:40 AM Confessions (7) (permalink)

Friday, April 20, 2007

Maybe I should be like others and just worship on Sundays

My precious lambs, I don't know that the goddess would go for such an idea but it seems to work for everyone else. I could worship on Sundays and then do what I want with the rest of the week. It's definitely something to think about. After all, all these people can't be wrong, can they? Pay the... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:32 AM Confessions (4) (permalink)

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Sometimes being religious is tedious

My sweet lambs, I know that's not what you expect to hear from your Prophet but I must speak the truth. If there's one thing I have to do (besides move to Phoenix because I have shamed myself out of Colorado), it's speak the truth. And the truth is, I don't enjoy the rewriting process. I do have... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:11 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Serving the goddess

My precious lambs, I have been spending a lot of time at the alter worshipping the goddess and things are going very well. I might complete a writing project longer than a magazine article. How cool would that be? I'm going through now and doing some rewriting. I need to move some things around now... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 10:05 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Thursday, April 12, 2007

The Prophet now accepts debit and credit cards

My precious lambs, If it's good enough for god, it's good enough for me. You will now be able to pay the Prophet in clicks, cash, PayPal, or you can use a debit or credit card. I want to make it as convenient as possible for you to buy your way into eternal bliss. Pay the Prophet! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 10:09 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

I was at the alter most of yesterday

My sweet lambs, My faith has been renewed. I was at the alter much of yesterday, the wasting disease having passed for the most part. I was at the alter during any breaks that I found in the day and then into the night and again first thing this morning. I am a zealot at the moment and I can't type... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:23 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)