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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Is this the god to end all gods?

My sweet lambs, We have seen a revitalization of the ancient gods. Norse and Greek gods are making a comeback. People have gone back to worshipping them. Do you think that this is a sign that man won't be creating any new gods? Are we just going to recycle the ones that we have already made? Maybe... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

I wonder

My dear lambs, If I read the book that I talked about in my Millionaire blog, do you think that I could get 3 times as many clicks? That might make it worthwhile to purchase. Pay the Prophet three times! Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 14, 2007

It's Pot Luck. What should I take?

My precious lambs, The barbeque with the gods is pot luck. What should I take? That's a tough choice. I think I'm going to take the easy way out and take a couple bags of chips. I know, that's lame. Last year, I took "Died and Went to Heaven Chocolate Cake". I thought it was a good choice but Athena... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

It's Sunday! Have you paid your sins yet?

My precious lambs, You can be like Christ and pay for the sins of others. Read my Millionaire Blog to find out how you can be more Christ-like. Pay the Prophet! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

What does it mean when you commit the same sin two days in a row

My sweet lambs, I think I'm either losing my mind or I'm going to hell. Do you think that when you are about to be punished with eternal damnation that you can plead insanity? Would it be fair to condemn people to hell who don't know right from wrong? Anyway, I posted my blogs today into the wrong... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Woops, my head must be in the clouds today

My sweet lambs, That happens sometimes when you spend so much time looking to the heavens. I just noticed that I put today's posts in the wrong blogs. So if you've following one and not the other, you'll need to look in opposite places today. I could spend the time to switch them but I'm too busy... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Probably the hardest part but here's a little trick

My precious lambs, With all the gods out there, the hardest part is probably picking the one or ones that you want to follow. Here's a little trick that you can use though. Read about the different gods and keep reading until you find one that tells you to live your life just about as you are... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

God tells me to do things so I do them

My sweet lambs, It really is as simple as that, isn't it? Pick a god and follow their instructions. You will gain your reward and all will be well. Pay the Prophet! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Will I be invited to the barbeque this year?

My precious lambs, Last year I was invited to the gods' summer barbeque. Let me tell you that you haven't lived until you've tried Ishvara's barbequed ribs. Yummy! I'm hoping to be invited again this year even if Thor gets completely blitzed again. Anyway, in case I go, is there anything you would... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 7, 2007

A Contest

My sweet lambs, Do you think that some of the rituals through time came about because of a contest the gods were having? Some bet they made at the creation of the world? "Okay, here's the deal," Zeus said at the first meeting of the gods. "The object is to get the humans to do weird stuff. Who ever... Sign in to see full entry.