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Monday, May 28, 2007

Brothers and Sisters, I am a believer!

My sweet lambs, You all have helped in my conversion and I owe you dearly. I'll put in a kind word with your god at the barbeque if you let me know which one you worship. Read about my conversion on my Millionaire Blog. Pay the Prophet! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 10:04 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Sunday, May 27, 2007

It's Sunday

My dear sweet lambs, It's Sunday and you should really call your god and let them know you care. You'll regret it if you don't when they are gone. Pay the Prophet! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 11:21 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Saturday, May 26, 2007

I have figured it out much to the chagrin of the rapture people

Me dear lambs, I know they are going to hate me for this because it's going to like, totally ruin their day. To be honest, it's probably incredibly bad manners to pick on crazy people but this idea I have is too fun to pass up. You see, Jesus is going to come back when we least expect it. So, I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 12:39 PM Confessions (1) (permalink)

Friday, May 25, 2007

I quit

My precious lambs, Strat had a funny comment in yesterday's post. It's just got to suck when Jesus doesn't follow through on what *you* thought His plan was. By the way, have I mentioned that these people are seriously messed up. I read a few posts in the Hell In A Handbasket forum that Gome... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:34 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)

Thursday, May 24, 2007

FSM?

My dear lambs, Do we have any among our congregation that worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster? A friend of mine had a picture of FSM on his shirt and now Trey recognizes this god. It's the only god that Trey knows so far. I'll have to introduce him to the others later so that he doesn't grow up... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 10:37 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

I have a confession

My precious lambs, I don't know that much about the Rapture people. As a general rule in my life, I tend to avoid the crazy people except when someone is paying me to deal with them. So I have a few questions. Is there some kind of listing for them? Do they attend a certain church or specific... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:38 AM Confessions (4) (permalink)

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I read a funny comment today

My sweet lambs, I was reading a post about a family that had an excess of TVs. I mean EXCESS. Anyway, in the comments, a reader posted that after the Rapture we could go take the TVs for ourselves. Looking at it that way, I'm going to hope that the Rapture people do very well for themselves in this... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:36 AM Confessions (6) (permalink)

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Do unto others

My precious lambs, It still bothers me that my friend is going off to fight a war. Do you know what would be less confusing? If we went back to having a god for different things. Maybe that's why the old gods are making a comeback. If we had a god of war and a god of love, it would be easy to... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 1:21 PM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Saw a friend off yesterday that went of fight for god and country

My sweet lambs, I'm not sure which god or which country. My only prayer is that he comes back home safely. Pay the Prophet! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:25 AM Confessions (1) (permalink)

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Maybe they'll change the common name

My precious lambs, It's possible that the word diety will be used more in the future and that God (with a capital G) will be one of the dieties. In this way, maybe humans can create more dieties to follow God. It's possible but I don't know that it's going to happen. Science may be slowly killing... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:24 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)