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Friday, August 3, 2007

God made me do it

My dear lambs, You don't hear that very much. When we do something good, it's because we are good people. When we do something bad, it's someone else's fault. Doesn't seem right, does it? Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 10:00 AM Confessions (1) (permalink)

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Spiritual Energy

My precious lambs, I have found a new sense of energy and drive from rebuilding the temple. The gods must be pleased with my work. Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 10:46 PM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Trying to let only clean things enter the temple

My precious lambs, I am trying but sometimes the unclean does enter. There is not much that can be done about it except to be more vigilant next time. Temples operate better when the clean enter. Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:41 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)

Monday, July 30, 2007

Global Warming

My dear lambs, Is it just me or is it hot in here? Maybe it's the end of days and hell is going to be right here on earth. Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 10:08 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Saturday, July 28, 2007

It's Sunday Eve

My precious lambs, Get your lamp oil and your virgins because tomorrow could be the day. Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:23 PM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Friday, July 27, 2007

Had the Temple straightened up a bit

My precious lambs, I went to the chiropractor yesterday and had things loosened and straightened. He was a little surprised that I was in there for prevention. I guess most people go only when there is a problem. I told him that I play kind of rough and I want him to help keep me able to do that for... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 11:06 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Preaching to a New Congregation

My precious lambs, It's true. I'm two-timin' you. I'm cheating. Can you hear the thunder roll? I have been for a while but I haven't been keeping it a secret so I don't feel too bad about it. I just wanted to take this time to make sure that it was clear and let you know where you can find me if I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:58 AM Confessions (4) (permalink)

Monday, July 23, 2007

The Sabbath day should be on Monday

My precious lambs, Don't you think that Monday should be a day of rest so we can recover from the weekend? Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 11:02 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)

Sunday, July 22, 2007

It's Sunday

My dear lambs, If you talk to your god today, ask them to arm wrestle in the heavens for religious supremecy instead of having mortals go around killing each other to prove which god has the bigger, um, righteousness. Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 10:16 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)

Saturday, July 21, 2007

It's almost Sunday

My precious lambs, Are you trying to get all your sinning done today so that tomorrow you can concentrate on having a spiritual day? If not, you better get busy. Pay the Profit! Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:34 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)