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Monday, August 18, 2008

The Cone of Death!

I really like living in South Florida. It has a lot to be said about it. I love it sunny and nice everyday. The summers, however can be a little hard to take, the sun is brutal, the humidity is stifling, and South Florida is a magnet for hurricanes. Every year, you live knowing, another Andrew could... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

We Hope You Have a Miserable Flight With Us Today

As I have mentioned before, I work for one of the major airlines here in Miami. The good news is I get to fly for free,(provided there is an unused seat available) the bad news is I get treated just like everybody else(crappy). It seems that the airlines today are trying to get us to forget that you... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

The Importance of Enemies

I am not Christian, However, I like to quote Jesus on occasion. "Love thy enemies",he said. Why? Especially in Jesus' time when barbarity, was high in popularity. Let's face it, the reason someone is an enemy is because that person is an a-hole. But for some strange reason, that person thinks you... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Hot Flashes

Back in the fall of of 1973 I was a young freshman at the University of Miami. I was given a room at the older dorm, Mahoney Hall. There was no air conditioning in our room, so the September nights were often pillow soaked experiences. Late in that month, they installed a room air conditioner. My... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

The Lifetime Movie Network

Well, its finally here! Football season is upon us. It has been a very long lonely time since the NFL draft. You see, I am addicted to football. I don't even play fantasy football,(that would make me a geek)but I am NFL ready 24-7. I know there are many people out there sighing to themselves (all... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Love Thy Self

Normally, I am in the humor section. Today however, my topic should be in spirituality. Jesus said," Love God with all your heart, and soul, and love thy neighbor, as thy self." With our world in such sad shape, it is obvious, that we all are feeling pretty crappy about ourselves. Think about it, it... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Middle Aged, and It Sucks

Feeling depressed today. Kinda feeling my age. Today a very hot flight attendant came walking down the aisle of a 757 jet. Now this aircraft is 150ft or so long, and I was standing in the rear, so I got a real nice, long look of her and her long sexy legs. It was all very nice until she came up to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Does anybody really own sunglasses?

I've got this thing for sunglasses, I like them. If I could afford it I would have a closet full of them like Imelida Marcos had shoes. Living here in south Fla. they also have a purpose besides looking cool. There is this one problem though, I keep losing the damn things! My theory is that no one... Sign in to see full entry.

It Takes One to Know One

When I was a young boy, whenever I got into a spat with one of my brothers, we'd start calling each other names. My mother would break us up by saying "don't call people names, it takes one to know one". It didn't mean much to me back then, but the older I get, the more I realize, that she was... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 4, 2008

welcome to some common sense

Hi, my name is mike, and i truly believe that we could all use more mirth in our world. this is my first article, so bear with me. I am writing this blog to entertain, humor, and perhaps make you think. I am an optimist by nature, but not blind to the hardship that exists. I am and try to have a wry... Sign in to see full entry.

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