Monday, June 27, 2005
Tom Cruise Surpasses Parading Queers as Most Ridiculous Spectacle on Earth
LOS ANGELES, Ca – Despite competition from anemic, pasty-white men dressed in day-glow latex hot pants and yellow platform lumberjack boots, Tom Cruise surpassed the entire world population of parading homos on Sunday as the Most Ridiculous Human Spectacle on Earth. Cruise, who recently won the...
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