Monday, August 13, 2007
Anyone for one from "Murphy's Rules of Combat"? I'll paraphrase...
"You know, sometimes you just gotta empty the whole magazine!".
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Friday, August 10, 2007
Dr Metcalf's nonsequiteurs
He taught our class about the physical exam process. Father and husband of seven doctors or doctotrs in training. Drove an ambulance in the Blitz. Allowed each class tlo see the effect of galvanic current on the human bicep (his) by applying high DC voltage through a saline-soaked electrode on his...
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Thursday, August 9, 2007
This one stumped me. Anyone help with it?
"Icecream can't dance 'cause it's got no bones". (say WHAT?!).
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Monday, August 6, 2007
"No such thing as a loan between friends" *
If you'll hold it against them should it not come back to you, is it worth losing a friend over? *Unless you are Cosa Nostra
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Sunday, August 5, 2007
From spouse to spouse when they can't settle on a place for supper
"Ok, C'mon, you can't eat options!". HAHA! There, now it makes more sense! (Amazing what an apostrophe and letter can do to a sentence!).
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Saturday, August 4, 2007
One about curiosty
"As I've grown older, I've become more picky. I tend not to ask questions the answers to which I really don't give a damn about".
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Friday, August 3, 2007
Breaking Right Into the New Blog: "Borrowing A Jack"
I read this as a child in Reader's Digest. It will Google up nicely, I'm no Frank McCort so I won't try to tell it, but the condensed version is this: A man is stranded on the road in the country at night with a flat tire. He cannot find his jack to change to the spare tire. Remembering a farmhouse...
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