Sunday, August 10, 2008
I ma have originated one the other day
" There 's a reason to make mistakes! You learn more. Can't have a post-mortem without a 'corpse', you know!". Well, it made sense at the time.
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Monday, June 2, 2008
From my grandfathers:
I had three, so richer pickin's thereby! Grandfather (retired machinist, ex-Brit): "Never trust a man without caluses on his hands". Grandpa (still milk farming and running his truck patch into his seventies; WWI veteran): "Lady"(his dog)"is sorta like some people. She'll act pitiful, but when you...
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Sunday, May 18, 2008
ANd you thought "Wankers Corner" was a Wonky Wordmistress myth?
http://www.wankerscorner.com/
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Saturday, April 5, 2008
Dying with your boots on: Two perspectives
1. NOT being in a hospital or sickbed when you expire. 2. Not expiring under duress, or still fighting (as they used to steal your boots once they killed you). The damndest things occurr to your while cooking oatmeal.
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008
"Oh, don't worry, that happens all the time".
Why dos this usually refer to something that is always cumulatively lethal?
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Sunday, February 24, 2008
Hello! One I copped from FreeManWalking
from somone named "Bukowski" (?): "there are worse things than being alone (or stupid, or broke) but most people do not realize this until its too late…and there’s nothing worse than being too late.” Go read the entire post!
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008
"If you want to be humbled, give another man's dog a command"
If you want to be even more humbled, or eerily surprised, or just plain exasperated, have someone else give your dog a command and it responds! (I once walked into a row of pound dogs in their kennels, raised my hands and the half in front of me fell silent. YIKES!).
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Friday, January 11, 2008
Remember "Erhard Seminar Training" (EST) from the Seventies?
THAT is where we heard the shibboleth: "Get it? Got it? Good!" (NOTE: I checked WIKIPEDIA on this one, and his history is being burnished and shellacked to cover the nicks and scratches. Still money in them there self-improvement seminars, folks).
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Sunday, January 6, 2008
I cannot believe what my coworker said about plagiarism...
"They wouldn't have invented "cut and paste" if they didn't want you to do that". Oh my God..... But she lacks the basic ability to create antything to begin with. Sort of like my baccaluareate paper mentor: just copy something, make the bloody footnotes, and make sure it's typed correctly. Good...
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Thursday, January 3, 2008
"An out of work hero's a bum".
See my new blog.Comments?
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