Eighty Thousand Cigarettes

I'm sort of casually spoiled. I know, it sounds like a contradiction and I assure you that I am. I don't know quite how to describe my demands on people - but its pretty simple. I come to expect what I'm used to from a given person. If I'm used to flakiness and last-minute "Wanna hang out?" phone calls then I'm cool with that. If I'm used to attention and awesome motorcycle rides and prompt arrivals and behavior that indicates that I am the Goddess I know I am, then I come to expect that. Let's... Sign in to see full entry.

Or has there been a replacement? Is there room enough for two on BlogIt? I bet I can out-slut her or him... no need for gender inequality in this day and age. In other news I am still out-of-commission below the belt, which is unfortunate because I have a cuddle/movie/blog date with a man I actually somewhat adore (at least adore as much as I can right now) and who is better and dare I say more gentle in bed than a certain well-endowed drunken Irishman from my past. Or I guess he's in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Just got off the phone with one of the 42 people I've slept with and one of the three that I've loved out of them. Because last night was a trip down memory lane, we took our own little stroll and (finally) revisited events that led us to where we are today: Best friends (first)/Exes (second). And I got the apology that I probably always deserved. It was nice to hear, but I did not need it. I mean, we've gotten over all the "relationship" issues and he's getting married in September (I should... Sign in to see full entry.

Not sure who around here remembers me, but the single huntress in me is back in a BIG way and BlogIt is the perfect place for me to vent these exploits. You all seem to enjoy them, too and the anonymity it affords me is still very much needed. So, where to start? I am un-engaged. Or not engaged. The relationship itself isn't over, more like on hold while he gets his shit together, but I am single and approaching the world in my own unique doe-eyed slutastic way. These are my stories. When we... Sign in to see full entry.

So I didn't want to come back entirely anonymous. That would have bene no fun and costs me $5 more a month than just reinstating my existing subscription. Of course, this means my nickname history is fair game for all to see... and my god... yes, she's back! LGB in the muthafuckin' house!!! So... uhm, yeah. I know this is awkward, considering the way we left things off. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, really, I didn't. I didn't even know the internet had feelings. But really, don't you... Sign in to see full entry.

Especially when they are a specific someone that I went to high school with that keeps showing up randomly on my TV. I've been watching Last Comic Standing because I like comedy and I have Tivo so I don't have to go out of my way or anything to watch it. Tivo remembers everything for me. So there was this one "comic" (quotes because he is not that funny, nor was he ever) that I thought I glimpsed in the premiere when they were searching in NYC. It was just a quick glimpse in the line outside and... Sign in to see full entry.

I absolutely LOVE smoking. I know it kills people and was probably well on its way to getting around to offing me someday. I made a promise to someone that I'd quit -- for me, yes, but mostly for him -- it's the least I can do for the man who has promised to spend the rest of his life with me. And really, when I think about the future and all those babies I want, I know I've got to give up the cancer sticks before then. After months of half-assedly trying and stubbornly clinging to a habit that... Sign in to see full entry.