Things That Go Bump In My Night

As I await my upcoming evaluation with a psychiatrist concerning my depression, OCD and anxiety issues, I have noticed some new behavioral patterns. 1. Watching SpongeBob Squarepants and any other cartoon from the olden days I can get my hands on. Where's the Flintstones and Bugs Bunny when you need... Sign in to see full entry.

Being unemployed and off my meds is not a warm and fuzzy feeling inside. I would rob the liquor store but I have no ski mask and they would all recognize me anyway from my voice. "That's really funny Kathy - what kind of wine do you want today - Pinot or Merlot?" "No really". My oldest daughter was... Sign in to see full entry.

And I am in pain and cranky and don't feel like looking for a job. So there. Yesterday I had lunch and cemetery patrol with my oldest sister and mommie dearest. The Jewish Cemetery where some of our ancestors are buried is only open once a year, and they kidnapped me for the grand tour. Not that I... Sign in to see full entry.

Oh no you don't doctor - and neither does my family. Ever seen Medusa? That's me in 3 days. I felt like my doctor had been replaced by his evil twin at my checkup appointment yesterday. He usually is very nice and casual but he was "Mr. Let's Get To The Bottom of This" meanie. He obviously disagreed... Sign in to see full entry.

I don't like bacon and eggs. And yes I do sleep all morning - what's to wake up for? And yes I am a burden now because I can't drive my car. And yes I laugh really loud at things that I find amusing - so what? Ya now - I have been working since I was 16 years old / took off briefly for 3 pregnancies... Sign in to see full entry.

All I want is an Audrey Hepburn upswoop hairstyle like she wore in Breakfast at Tiffany's to wear with my gorgeous new black and white dress that I got for a steal for $46 to go to a fancy shmancy wedding downtown next month. What a run-on sentence. Apparently no one has a clue what I am talking... Sign in to see full entry.

And only 2 bottles are vitamins. You know - the first time I heard myself say "I have to eat something before I take my pill" I became my mother. It has been down hill from there. Not to mention the closet full of "not using anymore because they might cause a reaction" bottles nestled in a box just... Sign in to see full entry.

My youngest daughter (13)has been exhibiting all the signs of becoming a woman. Considering me her personal stylist in the morning before school in the morning / throwing things around like Naomi Campbell / telling me she hates me / looking at her "boob buds" in the mirror / and unfortunately -... Sign in to see full entry.

How about paying my overdue mortgage this month? Or perhaps the electric bill shut-off that I will pay by using the coin-star machine at the grocery store later this morning?? Here is a list of what I really want for Christmas: 1. I want Brad Pitt to take off that ridiculous hat and stop acting... Sign in to see full entry.

I am pretty sure that everyone in Blogitland has worked with someone at sometime in there lives that focuses on that one little thing you forgot to do - and brings it up. You could have wrote the Warren Report, The Ten Commandments, and War and Peace - but you forget the period at the end. She is so... Sign in to see full entry.