Monday, September 22, 2008
Hasn't Anyone Seen "Breakfast at Tiffany's"?
All I want is an Audrey Hepburn upswoop hairstyle like she wore in Breakfast at Tiffany's to wear with my gorgeous new black and white dress that I got for a steal for $46 to go to a fancy shmancy wedding downtown next month. What a run-on sentence. Apparently no one has a clue what I am talking...
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Saturday, September 20, 2008
The Top of My TV Set Looks Like a Pharmacy
And only 2 bottles are vitamins. You know - the first time I heard myself say "I have to eat something before I take my pill" I became my mother. It has been down hill from there. Not to mention the closet full of "not using anymore because they might cause a reaction" bottles nestled in a box just...
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Friday, September 19, 2008
Waiting For "The Curse"
My youngest daughter (13)has been exhibiting all the signs of becoming a woman. Considering me her personal stylist in the morning before school in the morning / throwing things around like Naomi Campbell / telling me she hates me / looking at her "boob buds" in the mirror / and unfortunately -...
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Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Stop Asking Me What I Want For Christmas!!
How about paying my overdue mortgage this month? Or perhaps the electric bill shut-off that I will pay by using the coin-star machine at the grocery store later this morning?? Here is a list of what I really want for Christmas: 1. I want Brad Pitt to take off that ridiculous hat and stop acting...
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Thursday, December 6, 2007
My Boss Is Such A Bitch!
I am pretty sure that everyone in Blogitland has worked with someone at sometime in there lives that focuses on that one little thing you forgot to do - and brings it up. You could have wrote the Warren Report, The Ten Commandments, and War and Peace - but you forget the period at the end. She is so...
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Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Hurry! Get Bread, Milk and Toilet Paper!!
Every time a snow flurry flies through the skies here in the Burgh - people rush to the grocery store like they will be housebound for 2 months. Now I understand elderly or handicapped people being afraid of driving or walking on slippery sidewalks and roads - but come on. Stop Doing That. Even when...
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Thursday, November 29, 2007
Just When You Think You've Seen Everything
Here comes Tila Tequila. MTV should be called SexTV and taken off of the air permenantly. This bisexual young woman is courting men and women as they campaign for her love and a date - and last night they were mud wrestling. Come on. I saw this as I sauntered passed the Little Diva's room and heard...
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007
She Got A Boob Job And I Want New Shutters and Awnings
Why oh why did I call my first husband yesterday?? My son is visiting him in Florida and Daddy answered the phone and we did our normal obligatory chat. This is where I get so frustrated - I can't control what people buy or where they go or how much money they spend on what I deem as frivolous. My...
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Get Your Inflatable Santa Off My Front Porch
Last night here in Pittsburgh (yeah the Steelers won!) we had torrential downpours and the wind whipped all the merry little Christmas decorations (I am a bit of a Grinch) around my neighborhood. When I opened the door this morning - my neighbors cancer-causing ten foot Santa was on my porched...
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