Things That Go Bump In My Night

Yeah - for what - to wrap up that dead fish I am about to throw at your head? Why is it that even though you spend 18 years with the same partner - sometimes they still just don't get it? I think I will just get a t-shirt made up with the saying "I can't get a job until I see the neurologist next... Sign in to see full entry.

I hate grocery shopping and I really hate taking children. "I want this / buy me this magazine / I hate you / don't talk to me" But since Mr. Man was paying and the Little Diva and her friend were going to carry everything - the world was fine. It was a Steeler football day so everyone is dressed in... Sign in to see full entry.

The Cable Guy, The Water Meter Reader/Installer, and a surprise visit from The Drug Dealer. I was so pissed that I cleaned the living room the other day and the cable guy cancelled until yesterday. Not that I have a life or anything but he did take some money off the bill. But the Drug Dealer kind... Sign in to see full entry.

Text you - I can't even figure out how to put a contact in the damn phone! Since my seizure episode Saturday night - my son gave me a cell phone to carry around with me in case I am alone and have "fallen and can't get up" - but what if I pass out and can't use my fingers. Good intentions of course... Sign in to see full entry.

I really want to know because I am driving over there right now and giving him/her a piece of my mind. "Hey honey - let's just use the garbage to decorate with this year?" Now there are tasteful ways of decorating your house - and then there is my street. A Dollar Store Nightmare. Orange and purple... Sign in to see full entry.

And what does a headache have to do with belly button anyway? While nursing the Little Diva back to health this week, I mindlessly kept the TV on all day and watched commercials. This Tylenol commercial came on showing people grabbing their necks and heads - then showed 5 belly buttons. Now I don't... Sign in to see full entry.

I never thought I would ever hear myself utter the words "ooh-yah" - but just yesterday I realized I have been saying that for a few weeks. This is when my feet hit the floor in a sitting position on my bed. Why ooh-yah? In Scent of a Woman Al Pacino said "Boo-Yah" - why ooh-yah? - why not YEAH!!... Sign in to see full entry.

What? Here I was in the grocery store this morning stocking up on food that might last a few minutes around the Little Diva and company - and I get confronted at the check-out by some "soccer mom". Cheap shot I know it. I felt like shit but we had absolutely no food nor did I have any help because... Sign in to see full entry.

And while you're at it - why don't we spin the wheel and try to find out what the fuck is wrong with me!!! Today Dr. Chen and I met and now he believes that I did in fact have a seizure (complex partial seizure that somehow eludes the radar of an EEG) and he is quite convinced that I am bipolar... Sign in to see full entry.

"Come on Kathy - just open me - I won't hurt you again - I promise". My hair is naturally dark brown (many people think it is black - or was black - ha) and really long. If you look at my photo on Ariala's photo blog you will see it is about 6 inches shorter because that picture was taken in 2006. I... Sign in to see full entry.