Friday, October 17, 2008
How Many Belly Buttons Must I Look At??
And what does a headache have to do with belly button anyway? While nursing the Little Diva back to health this week, I mindlessly kept the TV on all day and watched commercials. This Tylenol commercial came on showing people grabbing their necks and heads - then showed 5 belly buttons. Now I don't...
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Saturday, October 11, 2008
Trying To Get Out Of Bed In The Morning
I never thought I would ever hear myself utter the words "ooh-yah" - but just yesterday I realized I have been saying that for a few weeks. This is when my feet hit the floor in a sitting position on my bed. Why ooh-yah? In Scent of a Woman Al Pacino said "Boo-Yah" - why ooh-yah? - why not YEAH!!...
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Wednesday, October 8, 2008
You Lookin At Me - I'm The Only One Standing Here
What? Here I was in the grocery store this morning stocking up on food that might last a few minutes around the Little Diva and company - and I get confronted at the check-out by some "soccer mom". Cheap shot I know it. I felt like shit but we had absolutely no food nor did I have any help because...
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Tuesday, October 7, 2008
"Yes Pat - I Want To Buy A Diagnosis For $50"
And while you're at it - why don't we spin the wheel and try to find out what the fuck is wrong with me!!! Today Dr. Chen and I met and now he believes that I did in fact have a seizure (complex partial seizure that somehow eludes the radar of an EEG) and he is quite convinced that I am bipolar...
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Monday, October 6, 2008
The Clairol Box
"Come on Kathy - just open me - I won't hurt you again - I promise". My hair is naturally dark brown (many people think it is black - or was black - ha) and really long. If you look at my photo on Ariala's photo blog you will see it is about 6 inches shorter because that picture was taken in 2006. I...
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Saturday, October 4, 2008
Odd Behavior During My Nervous Breakdown
As I await my upcoming evaluation with a psychiatrist concerning my depression, OCD and anxiety issues, I have noticed some new behavioral patterns. 1. Watching SpongeBob Squarepants and any other cartoon from the olden days I can get my hands on. Where's the Flintstones and Bugs Bunny when you need...
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Honey I Will Be Right Back After I Rob The Liquor Store
Being unemployed and off my meds is not a warm and fuzzy feeling inside. I would rob the liquor store but I have no ski mask and they would all recognize me anyway from my voice. "That's really funny Kathy - what kind of wine do you want today - Pinot or Merlot?" "No really". My oldest daughter was...
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Monday, September 29, 2008
I'm Too Tired To Have An Original Thought Right Now
And I am in pain and cranky and don't feel like looking for a job. So there. Yesterday I had lunch and cemetery patrol with my oldest sister and mommie dearest. The Jewish Cemetery where some of our ancestors are buried is only open once a year, and they kidnapped me for the grand tour. Not that I...
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Thursday, September 25, 2008
"I'd Like To See You Without Your Meds"
Oh no you don't doctor - and neither does my family. Ever seen Medusa? That's me in 3 days. I felt like my doctor had been replaced by his evil twin at my checkup appointment yesterday. He usually is very nice and casual but he was "Mr. Let's Get To The Bottom of This" meanie. He obviously disagreed...
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008
So I Eat Sardines For Breakfast...
I don't like bacon and eggs. And yes I do sleep all morning - what's to wake up for? And yes I am a burden now because I can't drive my car. And yes I laugh really loud at things that I find amusing - so what? Ya now - I have been working since I was 16 years old / took off briefly for 3 pregnancies...
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