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Saturday, December 10, 2005

TELL YOUR BOOBS TO STOP STARING AT MY EYES

I saw that on a T-shirt today. Don't you guys just hate it when a woman's breast start starting at your eyes? Those are just rude, rude breast. And they make us guys look bad. If only women would learn to teach their breast to be polite. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005

HOW DO YOU GET YOUR KIDS TO STOP PLAYING IN YOUR CEMETERY?

They just run around the graves Playing with the corpses Not caring about the zombies roaming around They just won't listen when you tell them To come out of the graveyard But there is just not much one can do about such things When you go and build a cemetery in your backyard The kids are going to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 22, 2005

A TOMBSTONE FOR MY WIFE

The other day she asked me what I was doing. I told her, "I'm finishing up your tombstone.' She asked my why I was making her a tombstone. I replied, "You wouldn't want an unmarked grave now would you?" She said she didn't want a grave at all. I explained to her, "I'll have to bury the body so that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 28, 2005

SHOW US THE BREASTS

I have been stuck watching plastic surgery shows today. I think they are boring shows for the most part The annoying things is all the talk of women getting their breasts done They talk about how nice they are afterwards and such, but we don’t get to see them The only picture they have shown so far... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

IT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED CHILD ABUSE

Any parents who give their kids ‘cute’ names should be arrested One that just does not seem right to me is Jojo But you hear others There are parents out there who just seem to enjoy making their children’s childhood harder than it needs to be Jojo is a nick name, but should never be an actual name... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 15, 2005

WE NEED TO START SENDING BRAS TO THE AFRICAN TRIBES

Seriously, we do. I was watching this show on Discovery HD where they were following this African tribe around and those poor, poor women had saggy boobs The only women without saggy boobs either had no boobs to notice or was the fifteen year old who was talking about her forced marriage If these... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 8, 2005

YOU CAN’T UNDER LOVE YOUR OVERWEAR

I don’t know about anyone else But an apple singing about a boy loving his underwear That’s really is just wrong It is one of those things That just should not be made into a commercial No one should be talking about how much a person ‘loves’ their underwear That is a personal and private thing And... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 30, 2005

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THAT...

I am watching The Critical Hour, an emergency medical show. They had hits guy who got drunk and passed out in a field. His friend was there and drove over him in his truck. The guy is now possibly bleeding to death. Now the guy is as calm as can be and seems to have no real clue just how much danger... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH IT ANYMORE

Whoever it is that keeps sending those flies after me is in trouble They keep buzzing around and annoying me I know it is part of some conspiracy against me I am figuring it is someone here on Blogit who is doing it I don’t know who or what they are gaining But I will find out and then I will have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

I LIKE FEELING GOOD

I really, really do Feeling good is much better than feeling bad It is no fun at all to feel bad in fact Being sick and ill and so on is just not fun at all So I would have to say That I prefer to feel good and healthy Over bad and sick I have no doubt of that Sign in to see full entry.

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