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Friday, September 22, 2006

THE DRUG CULTURE RULES AMERICA

Once you figure that out everything else starts to make sense. When Sponge Bob Square-Pants is popular and reality T.V. rules, there can be no other answer to how that can happen. Also, it explain fully why Bush is president and got his second term. Gore was boring to look and I can't see him... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

GOOD, WE NEED TO BE WARNED ABOUT CHURCHES

We were coming back from the Renaissance festival and as we drove through some areas I saw the yellow signs that warn of animal crossing and such and kept seeing ones that said 'church'. It is about time we started getting warnings about churches. I hope to start seeing these signs everywhere so... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 9, 2006

THERE IS ONLY ONE REAL USE FOR WOMEN'S BREASTS

All that junk about making milk and such is B.S. Women's breasts are made to be fondled. All women should have their breasts fondled many times a day. In fact there should be laws requiring women to have their breasts fondled. It will make them feel better and not be as crabby as they can be. It is... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

YOU REALLY DO NOT WANT TO READ THIS POST

Seriously, you have nothing to gain from reading this post. Fine, don't listen to me. Keep on reading what I write here. Not my problem that you don't listen. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 12, 2006

YOUR INSIDES SMELL LIKE THEY ARE OUTSIDE

And if you don't believe me, then go and smell them yourself. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 6, 2006

YOU JUST TAKE YOURSELF TOO SERIOUSLY YOU KNOW…

Yes, I am talking to you You know it’s the truth Loosen up and have some fun Don’t take that attitude with me now You are just too seriously and need to learn to lighten up You can go and deny it all you want, but that won’t change the facts Fine then If you are not going to listen to me, then I am... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 5, 2006

TIME TO ENJOY SUPERBOWL SUNDAY BY NOT WATCHING THE GAME

I can think of nothing more pleasurable than to not watch the Superbowl today. To openly avoid the big sporting events is just such an enjoyable way to spend one's life. Now I might tune in from time to time to hopefully catch the commercials, the only part worth watching but the game itself will be... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 27, 2006

XENO X HAS REALLY LOST IT. I THINK I'LL HAVE HIM PUT IN A HOME

Yes, my father has lost his mind. No surprise there after all. He has gone off on some obsession with a dog named Ralph. He has decided the dog is going to magically appear in my house Saturday morning. He has always been a little out there, but something must have snapped Not my fault though. He... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 6, 2006

BUSH IS AN EVIL SITH LORD

As Obi-Wan points out in Episode 3, "Only a Sith Deals in Absolutes" Some incredibly intelligent people here on Earth were able to put two and two together and see the truth of it all. Go here to see what I am talking about. While there, feel free to buy me a T-shirt or two. I would wear one proudly... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 19, 2005

BUSH REALLY CROSSED THE LINE THIS TIME

He has done some really, really messed up things during his term pretending to be president, but this time he just went too far. I really can not think of any excuse at all for hi to have step over the line as he did, but he went right ahead and did it anyway. I mean it was bad enough with the war... Sign in to see full entry.

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