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Saturday, September 4, 2004

Three Days in Heaven

Three men had died and were waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to see if they would get into heaven. St Peter said to the first man "What did you do on Earth" "I was a doctor the man replied proudly. "I healed sick people" Very well, St Peter said. You have done good work on Earth and you may enter... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 30, 2004

Dead or Alive?

A hunter was walking through the woods and spotted a lifeless body on the trail. The hunter called the operator on his cell phone and said "I'm out hunting and I just found this man here in the woods. I think he's dead. What should I do. The operator said Okay sir just stay calm. The first thing to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 20, 2004

Paid to Worry

Sam was always worried, always depressed always upset about something. Even if things were going well, Sam was always waiting for the other shoe to drop. One day Sam changed. All of the sudden he was smiling, laughing, telling jokes, acting as if he didn't have a care in the world. Sam's friends... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 5, 2004

Where is God?

Brothers Tommy and Bobby were two mischeivious young boys. Whenever there was trouble in the neighborhood everyone assumed Tommy and Bobby were involved and they were usually right. A new minister was brought into the local church who had a reputation for having a way with kids. So Bobby and Tommy's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 29, 2004

A woman pulls off onto the shoulder of the road with a flat tire. As she opens the trunk for the jack and spare tire, two men in raincoats jump out stand behind the car and began rapidly opening and closing their raincoats. A police officer happens by and asks the woman if she's okay. "I'm fine... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 24, 2004

One Bright Day

One bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight They faced each other back to back. Drew their swords and shot each other flat A deaf policeman heard the noise. And came and shot the two dead boys. If you don't believe my lie is true. Asked the blind man, he saw it too. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 18, 2004

A man gets on an airplane

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Tuesday, April 6, 2004

Bob called his grandmother to check in on her.

I've had a terrible day, Bobs grandmother said. I went to the park this morning with Mrs. Smith and Mrs Jones. A man in a raincoat walked up to Mrs Smith, opened his raincoat and exposed himself to her. Oh My God Bob exclaimed! What happened next? Mrs Smith had a stroke. Oh that's terrible! What... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 1, 2004

Two Preachers and a Mule

There were these two preachers and one preacher was selling a mule to the other one. After they exchanged the money the preacher who sold the mule started to explain how the mule was trained. "I trained this mule a little differently. I know you'll understand because we're both preachers and we do... Sign in to see full entry.

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