Sunday, May 1, 2005
The Priest and the Cab Driver
A priest and a cab driver died at the same time and they were both waiting at heaven's gate to see if they would be allowed in. After chatting with them both, St Peter invited the cab driver into heaven but told the priest to wait in the waiting room while his case was considered further. The priest...
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Sunday, April 3, 2005
Taking no chances
The minister told this one in church this morning. A man was on vacation in the Holy Land with his wife, his children and his mother in law. While on the trip, his mother in law passed away. The man called a local funeral director to find out what to do. You have two choices the funeral director...
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Monday, February 21, 2005
Four slices or six?
I ordered a pizza and the guy asked me whether I wanted it cut into four slices or six. You'd better make it four. I'd never be able to eat six.
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Sunday, February 6, 2005
What God Looks Like
Sara was in Sunday school and she was drawing furiously using all the crayons and all of her paper. "What are you drawing?" The Sunday School teacher asked. "I'm drawing a picture of God" Sara replied "But Sara honey, noone knows what God looks like. "They will in a minute"
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Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Catching her Eye
A man wondered whether it might be raining and went out to his balcony to check. As he reached out his hand to feel for rain he felt a round smooth piece of glass drop into his hand. He looked up and saw his beautiful blonde neighbor looking down from the balcony above. Is this yours? He asked. Yes...
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Friday, December 3, 2004
A Naughty Christmas Riddle
Why doesn't Santa have any children? If you think you know answer in the comments section.
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Sunday, October 10, 2004
What's in a name
An Indian boy was having a discussion with his mother. Why is my sister named Babbling Brook? the boy asked? Well son, one day your father and I were having a picnic by a babbling brook and that's when your sister was conceived. Why is my brother named Shooting Star? the boy asked. One day your...
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Wednesday, September 8, 2004
Peeing Standing Up
God, Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden having a meeting. God looked at his clipboard and said. "Okay, which one of you want to be able to pee standing up? Adam said, Me, Me, I want to pee standing up. Okay Adam you can pee standing up so Eve that leaves you with, let me see, oh yes, Multiple...
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Saturday, September 4, 2004
Three Days in Heaven
Three men had died and were waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to see if they would get into heaven. St Peter said to the first man "What did you do on Earth" "I was a doctor the man replied proudly. "I healed sick people" Very well, St Peter said. You have done good work on Earth and you may enter...
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Monday, August 30, 2004
Dead or Alive?
A hunter was walking through the woods and spotted a lifeless body on the trail. The hunter called the operator on his cell phone and said "I'm out hunting and I just found this man here in the woods. I think he's dead. What should I do. The operator said Okay sir just stay calm. The first thing to...
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