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Sunday, November 27, 2005

Mouthful?

From Playboy Magazine (I read it for the articles wink wink) A teacher was teaching an english lesson about multi-syllable words. Can anyone tell me a word with more than two syllables? Mas-tur-ba-tion little Johnny said. The teacher was taken aback but tried to keep her composure Masburbation. Four... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 30, 2005

A silly riddle

What do you call an hot dog with the insides taken out? If you think you know, answer in the comments section Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 1, 2005

The Priest and the Cab Driver

A priest and a cab driver died at the same time and they were both waiting at heaven's gate to see if they would be allowed in. After chatting with them both, St Peter invited the cab driver into heaven but told the priest to wait in the waiting room while his case was considered further. The priest... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 3, 2005

Taking no chances

The minister told this one in church this morning. A man was on vacation in the Holy Land with his wife, his children and his mother in law. While on the trip, his mother in law passed away. The man called a local funeral director to find out what to do. You have two choices the funeral director... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 21, 2005

Four slices or six?

I ordered a pizza and the guy asked me whether I wanted it cut into four slices or six. You'd better make it four. I'd never be able to eat six. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 6, 2005

What God Looks Like

Sara was in Sunday school and she was drawing furiously using all the crayons and all of her paper. "What are you drawing?" The Sunday School teacher asked. "I'm drawing a picture of God" Sara replied "But Sara honey, noone knows what God looks like. "They will in a minute" Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Catching her Eye

A man wondered whether it might be raining and went out to his balcony to check. As he reached out his hand to feel for rain he felt a round smooth piece of glass drop into his hand. He looked up and saw his beautiful blonde neighbor looking down from the balcony above. Is this yours? He asked. Yes... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 3, 2004

A Naughty Christmas Riddle

Why doesn't Santa have any children? If you think you know answer in the comments section. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 10, 2004

What's in a name

An Indian boy was having a discussion with his mother. Why is my sister named Babbling Brook? the boy asked? Well son, one day your father and I were having a picnic by a babbling brook and that's when your sister was conceived. Why is my brother named Shooting Star? the boy asked. One day your... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 8, 2004

Peeing Standing Up

God, Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden having a meeting. God looked at his clipboard and said. "Okay, which one of you want to be able to pee standing up? Adam said, Me, Me, I want to pee standing up. Okay Adam you can pee standing up so Eve that leaves you with, let me see, oh yes, Multiple... Sign in to see full entry.

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