Sunday, May 31, 2009
Identical twins?
Mr Smith ran into Mrs. Jones as she push her twin babies in their stroller in the park Are they identical twins? Mr Smith asks. Mrs Jones replied "Well the boy is identical, but the girl isn't"
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Saturday, February 23, 2008
Going Somewhere?
A man got on an airplane and found a young blonde woman in his seat. He went to the flight attendant for help and the flight attendant looked at the young woman's ticket. "I'm sorry ma'am but you're in this man's seat. You'll have to go back to coach, that's where your seat is. I'm blonde, I'm...
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Sunday, February 10, 2008
Super Sex
Tom wanted to give his grandfather something special for his 90th birthday, so he ordered a prostitute. When Granddad answered the door the prostitute said "Hi I'm Brandi and I'm here to give you super sex. Grandpa looked the young woman up and down and then replied "I'll take soup."
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Saturday, November 17, 2007
Marriage proposal
From the November 2007 issue of Playboy A man asked a woman to marry him She said no and he lived happily ever after.
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Friday, June 15, 2007
Bottom Shelf?
A man met a woman in a bar. They hit it off and decided to head to her house. When they got to her house the man noticed that her bedroom was chock full of stuffed animals on shelves all the way around the room. After they'd had sex, the man said to the woman, well how was it? The woman said. You...
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Monday, May 14, 2007
The Hard Stuff
Mom and Dad were teaching little Billy about Lent. Lent Mom explained is when you give up something for forty days to honor Jesus. For example your father and I are giving up drinking. You could give up candy. "But" Billy protested "You and Dad didn't give up drinking. You had drinks with dinner...
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007
No Kissing
A man was making love to his boss's wife. As they were locked in a passionate embrace she whispered "Kiss me, Kiss me!" Kiss you! The man said. I shouldn't even be doing this.
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Thursday, December 1, 2005
Sex and the Church Bells
A young woman's 95 year old grandfather died and she went to visit and comfort her grandmother. How did Grandpa die? She asked. Making love on Sunday morning. Grandma said. Making love? That could be dangerous at your age. That's why we did it on Sunday mornings, when the church bells were ringing....
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Sunday, November 27, 2005
Mouthful?
From Playboy Magazine (I read it for the articles wink wink) A teacher was teaching an english lesson about multi-syllable words. Can anyone tell me a word with more than two syllables? Mas-tur-ba-tion little Johnny said. The teacher was taken aback but tried to keep her composure Masburbation. Four...
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Sunday, October 30, 2005
A silly riddle
What do you call an hot dog with the insides taken out? If you think you know, answer in the comments section
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