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Monday, November 28, 2011

Golf with a cheater

Tom came home early from his golf game. What are you doing home his wife asked. I thought you were playing golf with Ed. Would you play golf with a cheater? Tom asked No of course not his wife replied Well neither will Ed Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Quitting?

From the April 2010 issue of Reader's Digest Why do people buy just one roll of toilet paper? Are they trying to quit? Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 31, 2009

Identical twins?

Mr Smith ran into Mrs. Jones as she push her twin babies in their stroller in the park Are they identical twins? Mr Smith asks. Mrs Jones replied "Well the boy is identical, but the girl isn't" Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Going Somewhere?

A man got on an airplane and found a young blonde woman in his seat. He went to the flight attendant for help and the flight attendant looked at the young woman's ticket. "I'm sorry ma'am but you're in this man's seat. You'll have to go back to coach, that's where your seat is. I'm blonde, I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Super Sex

Tom wanted to give his grandfather something special for his 90th birthday, so he ordered a prostitute. When Granddad answered the door the prostitute said "Hi I'm Brandi and I'm here to give you super sex. Grandpa looked the young woman up and down and then replied "I'll take soup." Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 17, 2007

Marriage proposal

From the November 2007 issue of Playboy A man asked a woman to marry him She said no and he lived happily ever after. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 15, 2007

Bottom Shelf?

A man met a woman in a bar. They hit it off and decided to head to her house. When they got to her house the man noticed that her bedroom was chock full of stuffed animals on shelves all the way around the room. After they'd had sex, the man said to the woman, well how was it? The woman said. You... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 14, 2007

The Hard Stuff

Mom and Dad were teaching little Billy about Lent. Lent Mom explained is when you give up something for forty days to honor Jesus. For example your father and I are giving up drinking. You could give up candy. "But" Billy protested "You and Dad didn't give up drinking. You had drinks with dinner... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007

No Kissing

A man was making love to his boss's wife. As they were locked in a passionate embrace she whispered "Kiss me, Kiss me!" Kiss you! The man said. I shouldn't even be doing this. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 1, 2005

Sex and the Church Bells

A young woman's 95 year old grandfather died and she went to visit and comfort her grandmother. How did Grandpa die? She asked. Making love on Sunday morning. Grandma said. Making love? That could be dangerous at your age. That's why we did it on Sunday mornings, when the church bells were ringing.... Sign in to see full entry.

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