Fair Weather
A bank is a place that will lend you an umbrella during fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain--Robert Frost. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, August 3, 2005
Tuesday, August 2, 2005
Harming the environment?
It's not pollution that's harming the environment, it's the impurities in the air and water. Dan Quayle. Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Good question
What's another word for thesaurus?--Steven Wright Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, July 29, 2005
A clear sign
Yet another Woody Allen If only God would give me a clear sign. Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Won't stand for it
The only thing that would make me leave my wife is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. --Steve Martin Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Morning Routine?
Inspiration for all us writers. First coffee. Then a bowel movement. Then the muse. --Gore Vidal Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Deserving?
I don't deserve this award but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either Jack Benny Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Adding spice
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation- George Bernard Shaw Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, July 15, 2005
Weak Person?
Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation to deny himself pleasure. Ambrose Bierce Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Infinite Stupidity
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former--Albert Einstein Sign in to see full entry.