Honesty?
If honesty were suddenly introduced in American Life the whole system would collapse--George Carlin Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, September 2, 2005
Sunday, August 28, 2005
While we're on the subject of monogamy
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same--Oscar Wilde Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Monogamy
Men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.--Kathy Lette Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Annoying?
Always forgive your enemies--nothing annoys them so much--Oscar Wilde Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Early in the Morning?
Always get married early in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. Mickey Rooney Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Lifetime of Chocolate
What you see before you my friend is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. Katherine Hepburn Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, August 15, 2005
Premarital Sex?
Two in a row from Drew Carey I think he has a good point here. It's not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, August 12, 2005
That "come hither" look?
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. --Drew Carey Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, August 8, 2005
Free toy?
We were so poor when I was growing up that if I hadn't been a boy, I wouldn't have had any toys at all---Rodney Dangerfield. Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, August 6, 2005
True Love?
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.--Walt Disney Sign in to see full entry.