(Mostly) Humorous Quotes

Sunday, August 28, 2005

While we're on the subject of monogamy

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same--Oscar Wilde Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 21, 2005

Monogamy

Men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.--Kathy Lette Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 20, 2005

Annoying?

Always forgive your enemies--nothing annoys them so much--Oscar Wilde Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 18, 2005

Early in the Morning?

Always get married early in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. Mickey Rooney Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Lifetime of Chocolate

What you see before you my friend is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. Katherine Hepburn Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 15, 2005

Premarital Sex?

Two in a row from Drew Carey I think he has a good point here. It's not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 12, 2005

That "come hither" look?

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. --Drew Carey Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 8, 2005

Free toy?

We were so poor when I was growing up that if I hadn't been a boy, I wouldn't have had any toys at all---Rodney Dangerfield. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005

True Love?

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.--Walt Disney Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005

Fair Weather

A bank is a place that will lend you an umbrella during fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain--Robert Frost. Sign in to see full entry.

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