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Saturday, October 16, 2004

No Use Whining

Today's idea is a birthday card, one that I have sold to Oatmeal studios and one of my favorites. Outside: You're having another birthday and there's no use whining about it. Inside: You need a good cry. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 15, 2004

Groovy

This is my mother's favorite card of mine, but editors don't seem to agree, it's been rejected several times. Outside: Valentine, you and I share a unique, groovy sort of love. Inside: For one thing, we're the only people who still say "groovy" Happy Valentine's Day. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Til Your Satisfied

Here's today's greeting card idea Outside: It's your birthday so do it til you're satisfied. Inside: Eat the whole cake if you have to. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 11, 2004

Ginko-Viagra

Here's today's greeting card idea Outside: I'm getting you some ginko-viagra for your birthday Inside: To help you remember what sex was like. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 9, 2004

Depressed and Miserable

Here's today's greeting card idea Outside: You don't have to be miserable and depressed on your birthday. You can turn it around. Inside: You can be depressed and miserable. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 7, 2004

Quite a Shock

Another birthday card idea today. Outside: Your birthday must come as quite a shock Inside: You haven't had one in years. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 6, 2004

Recount

Here's today's greeting card idea. Outside: It's your birthday but you should refuse to accept getting older. Inside: You should demand a recount. Happy Birthday. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 5, 2004

Big Decision

Here's today's greeting card idea. Outside: You have a big decision to make on your birthday Inside: How old are you going to be this year? Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 3, 2004

Size Matters

Here's my greeting card idea for today. As usual I would appreciate honest feedback.Thanks! Outside: Size does matter Inside: That' why I'm giving you the biggest birthday wish ever. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 2, 2004

Strutting Your Stuff

Here's today's greeting card idea. Outside: Your birthday is a time to strut your stuff Inside: Even if your stuff's a little lower than it used to be. Sign in to see full entry.

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