Jeff's Write Stuff

Friday, October 15, 2004

Groovy

This is my mother's favorite card of mine, but editors don't seem to agree, it's been rejected several times. Outside: Valentine, you and I share a unique, groovy sort of love. Inside: For one thing, we're the only people who still say "groovy" Happy Valentine's Day. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Til Your Satisfied

Here's today's greeting card idea Outside: It's your birthday so do it til you're satisfied. Inside: Eat the whole cake if you have to. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 11, 2004

Ginko-Viagra

Here's today's greeting card idea Outside: I'm getting you some ginko-viagra for your birthday Inside: To help you remember what sex was like. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 9, 2004

Depressed and Miserable

Here's today's greeting card idea Outside: You don't have to be miserable and depressed on your birthday. You can turn it around. Inside: You can be depressed and miserable. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 7, 2004

Quite a Shock

Another birthday card idea today. Outside: Your birthday must come as quite a shock Inside: You haven't had one in years. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 6, 2004

Recount

Here's today's greeting card idea. Outside: It's your birthday but you should refuse to accept getting older. Inside: You should demand a recount. Happy Birthday. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 5, 2004

Big Decision

Here's today's greeting card idea. Outside: You have a big decision to make on your birthday Inside: How old are you going to be this year? Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 3, 2004

Size Matters

Here's my greeting card idea for today. As usual I would appreciate honest feedback.Thanks! Outside: Size does matter Inside: That' why I'm giving you the biggest birthday wish ever. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 2, 2004

Strutting Your Stuff

Here's today's greeting card idea. Outside: Your birthday is a time to strut your stuff Inside: Even if your stuff's a little lower than it used to be. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 1, 2004

Gone ahead

Thanks for all the great feedback on my ideas so far. Here's today's idea. Cover: I always thought we'd grow old together. Inside: But I see you've gone ahead without me. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

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