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Thursday, November 18, 2004

Frozen Dinners

A new one I wrote earlier this week. Outside: If you have any leftover ice cream from your birthday party, you can eat it tomorrow evening. Inside: I know how much you like frozen dinners. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Lie a Lot

Here's one I sold to Oatmeal Studios a few years back. Outside: It's your birthday, so live a little, laugh a little... Inside: lie a lot. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Earliest I've Been Late

A belated birthday card today Outside: Even though your birthday has already passed, I still think I deserve some credit Inside: This is the earliest I've ever been late. Happy Belated Birthday. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 15, 2004

Brings me Comfort

Here's one I just wrote today on my lunch hour. Outside: Happy Birthday to someone who brings me comfort Inside: By always being older than me. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 14, 2004

Between a Man and a Woman

Here's a naughty one I sold to Rockshots a couple of years ago. Outside: On Valentine's Day remember that sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful Inside: As long as you get between the right man and woman. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 13, 2004

Bad Example

Another birthday card today Outside: Happy Birthday to someone who's now old enough to give good advice. Inside: But still young enough to set a bad example. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 12, 2004

Ninety percent mental

Here's one I sold to Andrews and McMeel about a year ago. Outside: Another birthday? Don't worry! Inside: Half of getting older is ninety percent mental. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Seem Longer

This is one I sold to Andrews and McMeel and few months back. I've just been told that it didn't sell well in market testing. See what you think. Outside: Some birthday advice: Exercise, eat right, don't drink or smoke and you'll live longer. Inside: At least it will seem longer. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Always Pee

Here's a graduation card I really like, although it's been rejected a number of times. Outside: Advice for the new graduate: Work hard, love deeply, be a good citizen. Inside: And always pee before a long car trip. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 9, 2004

Ten Malls

This is one I sold to Sunrise greetings a few years back. Unfortunately they no longer accept freelance work. Outside: Knowing how much you love to shop, I'm getting you an economy car for your birthday. Inside: It gets ten malls to the gallon. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

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