Sunday, May 4, 2008
OTHER GHOSTS
The lesson is in the poem or is it the other way around? If I can’t find it now, maybe later when my ghosts aren’t watching me They’re a paranoid lot dedicated to protecting me from myself as if I were heir to a kingdom I can’t complain because I invented them but now I can’t go any place without...
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Saturday, May 3, 2008
SHOWTIME FOR AN OPTOMIST
Once, somewhere in time I wanted to be noticed and appreciated So I went to the pigeons and gave them the last of my Saltines They cooed, strutted and ate them all up without even looking at me So, I went into the woods and danced beneath the trees, ending in my pirouette-- Tra-la! But the trees...
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QUEST
Time to find the inner scale the outer has become shake-worthy the mind opts to travel as long as there are paths to follow Perhaps all this is known before seeking dimension: A story must record itself within its outer form Is there another way to have a life? Tedious the chore! But I would expect...
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Sunday, April 27, 2008
EXISTENTIALIST IN MY CLOSET
There’s an existentialist in my closet snoring in my shoe Sometimes I know his dreams better than my own because I don’t have any But I put him under my bed, once and dreamed why Buddha climbs no mountains while three Christs show me their new pockets There’s an existentialist in my closet a hermit...
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Friday, April 25, 2008
THE ROAD TO SEX
IF I COULD HAVE SEX ALL DAY I’D PROBABLY GET VERY CONFUSED ALL THE ZINK WOULD BE DRAINED FROM MY BODY AND I’D SEE THE SUN AS THE MOON THEN I’D BE THE LAST MINER IN CAMP TO WATCH MY BONES FALL APART MY TONGUE WOULD WIND UP IN MY SKULL AND THAT’S WHEN MY EYES WOULD POP OUT NO, THE ROAD TO SEX IS NOT...
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Sunday, April 20, 2008
HUMORIST SUCCOMBS TO RARE AND EMBARASSING PROBLEM
Well, tongue and cheeking has been around thousands of years, and its the first we at WRAYL (We Report And You Listen) ever heard about it too. Its a rear and little known condition called Myapoperia. Now if you don't have a dry sense of humor (if any humor at all)--not to worry, because it only...
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Saturday, April 12, 2008
ENDO-WIPES MAKES CRYING FUN
Did you know 50 million people suffer from dry eyes, never being able to express a watery emotion? If that's you, then take a look at new product. Endo-Wipes. Dr. John approved, and completely allergenic, these tissues (looks like Kleenex)is guaranteed to work for you! One dab in each eye will not...
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Saturday, April 5, 2008
A Nite With Mr Ed ( the talking horse)
So, here I am conversating with Mr. Ed (the talking horse) whom I now quote: “This water sucks! You got something you can put into it to make it more palatable? Just measure out 1 hoof, because I don’t want to get straddled in my saddle tonite.” But Mr. Ed ain’t whining. He’s entering the other part...
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008
TURTLE
The world’s too big for me I should live in my shoe! Or be a turtle Carrying my house upon my back But here I am, born into a house My ancestors built Stoking the coals of my consciousness As if I were the first to huddle Over myself in a cave Language clots the veins Like the tongue of a flame That...
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Monday, March 31, 2008
WHEN THE THEATRE OF THE MIND EXPODED AND THE PEN RAN OUT OF INK
Bebop Betty was getting her act together before she put it on the road, while Lionel Hampton was in the saxophone section paying Stardust with his toes When the Theater of the Mind exploded and the pen ran out of ink Anias Nin was feeling herself up as a sculptress from within 32 artists were born...
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