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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Weather

I was listening to the radio earlier and heard the weather forecast: "There will be patches of mist or fog later" but misheard it as "There will be patches of Mr Fog later" I wonder how clearly he sees things? Gotta love the cheese! Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Unusual Interviews

I just did a really crappy interview which you can read about here if you like Sometimes I... So I went looking for funny stuff about interviews to cheer me up... At least mine was just a normal bad, as opposed to a wacky bad! At least I think it was...:) Unusual Interviews Vice Presidents and... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 7, 2007

Brazillian Soldiers

Donald Rumsfeld briefed President Bush this morning. He told him that three Brazillian soldiers had been killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all the colour drained from Bush's face, he collapsed onto his desk, with his head in his hands, sweating profusely and almost whimpering. Finally he... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Hard Drinker

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Bush in Hell

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Off he goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him. "I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "you're on my list, but I have no room for you. But since you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go. "I've got three folks... Sign in to see full entry.

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