Non-Rhyming Whining: Happy Mother's Day

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Happy Mother's Day

It's Mother's Day in England today. Dedicated to you, my mother. Thanks for not making it apparent that you knew I was using the hoover to masturbate with when you walked into my bedroom that time. Looking back now, it was pretty obvious I wasn't hoovering my cupboard out at all and perhaps, maybe I... Sign in to see full entry.

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