How I Became a Lesbian.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

This little piggy went to market

New to ebay. Oh yes. I put a verrry cautious bid on that ipod I wanted. Seemed infallible. Turns out, despite on surface appearances being 50,50€, by my bid, it is in fact 50,50€ + 35€... what with coming over from China. That wasn't in the handbook! Now, of course, I am ringing my palms hoping that... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Mission: Improbable

We have coupons for the dentist's, I think from the government or something equally sinister. Trouble is, once they've attacked your face with a spade or whatever it is they gauge most necessary to the situation at hand, you are inevitably stuck with the consequence of their decision, good or bad.... Sign in to see full entry.

I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky...

Dear, dear figments of my imagination and possibly sporadic matricide fans equally, Things are becoming real. {{Very attentive readers will have noticed I have a bit of a fetish for reality here. I intend to cut down a bit on the endless pontificating on that, but fact is, I love reality. I want it.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 22, 2005

PS - A riddle

When a drawing really screws up, I extend the lines into something surrealistic and sort of make it into a runic style pattern to cover the evidence. Somewhere in there, buried under many false lines and mystical runes in strange and forbidden languages, is the actual scrap of unfinished drawing.... Sign in to see full entry.

It doesn't really matter, no it doesn't really matter at all...

I'm not really writing this blog. I am listening to music. And lying on my bed comfortably. And vaguely flirting with my dear MSN amigas {I like to cut my language with spanish when english gets fiddly. Here, we have the word friend with the distinction of being a girl friend, no not girlfriend you... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

No, brits don't like irony, and yanks aren't petty or arrogant.

Coming up is dia national de trabajo, translated as national work day or national labour day. So we get a holiday. There will be fiesta on the streets, tio. The Spaniards had no idea why I burst out sniggering at that. They just thought I was being confused again. Sign in to see full entry.

Gubby's Linguistic Diary #1

My brain cells are commiting mass suicide. Need. Tea. Tea good. Ahh..... Right. Been doing French -- though, it's the same tutor guy I get for S panish as well. Gets confused. Heya, comment ça va, fine thanks ¿Y tu? Rules. That's what I hate about languages. Loin long largo loingong great white... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

I'm just wondering...

Is anyone reading this crap? Sign in to see full entry.

Blogiteine patch

I'm just going to make this a quick entry to satisfy my blogging urges before I do stuff, which I have today to do. Actually, I'm kinda happy about that. If I have something to do, I don't lapse into long and apathetic internet sittings and end up feeling mindnumb. Well, it's never that bad, but I... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

THE GUBBY MILK-BOTTLE TOP AWARD FOR LAME ADVERTISING GOES TO:

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