Monday, January 19, 2009
A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out. A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said: "I feel for you down there." AN OBJECTIVE person came along and said: "It's logical that someone would fall down there." A PHARISEE said: "Only bad people fall into a pit." A MATHEMATICIAN Calculated how he... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
WHO IS HE?
Who Is He? In Chemistry, he turned water into wine. In Biology, he was born without the normal conception. In Physics, he disproved the law of gravity when he ascended into heaven. In Economics, he disproved the law of diminishing returnby feeding 5000 men with 2 fishes and 5 loaves of bread. In... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
CULTURED FRESHWATER PEARLS - Fact Sheet
Freshwater Pearls are organic and the oldest gemston eknown to man. Sophisticated cutting and polishing machinery is not required to bring out the pearl's natural beauty. MOST COMMONLY ASKED QUESTIONS What is a freshwater pearl? Is it a real pearl? Is it a cultured pearl? Is it a genuine pearl? Is... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Psychiatric Hotline (This is meant to be funny, not offensive)
"Click - Thank you for calling Psychiatric Hotline... If you are obsessive/compulsive,please press 1 repeatedly; If you have a dependent personality; please ask someone else to press 2 If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6; If you have paranoid delusions, we know who you are... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Ladies: Which one are you?
: Show you true colours (Be a Diva) Means to be a woman that shines, to show your true colours, to be real and genuine, faithful in accord with reality of one's opinion, character or nature, the outward appearance of authenticity with our traits of personality or behaviour that attract interest.:... Sign in to see full entry.