The Gentleman Drunkard

Monday, March 27, 2006

This is a test

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Thursday, December 30, 2004

Tonights safety phrase is Banana Hammocks

I bought a new Philishave Quadra 7 Turbo Injection GTI electric razor today as all of the adverts have been promising me that “It’s like nothing you’ve ever felt before” and “Closer and smoother than an manual shave or your money back.” Now I’m up for automating anything, ask my Little Lucy Hotlips... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by mills at 9:30 AM Comments (6) (link)

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

God - Are you listening

Standing over the toilet bowl, relieving myself of a couple of pints worth of meths and dissolved anabolic steroids, giving the little fella a shake, I wondered if God was watching me as I shook the little man a few times too many for polite society. It got me thinking though, if God is truly... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by mills at 4:40 PM Comments (6) (link)

Thursday, December 23, 2004

Working from home dressed as Magnus Prime

The little pop-up in the corner of my screen blinks, letting me know that someone has had the audacity to send me and email. It reads, as many have done since about September, the following: To: Mills@home.com From: TheMissus@workyoubastard.com Darling, can you just nip to Argos and pick up some... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by mills at 1:01 AM Comments (7) (link)

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Hmmm Monkey Placentas

Sitting in yet another Airport at bastard early o’clock the obvious question pops up, why the bloody hell do I bother with this work lark? The answer is almost as obvious as the question of course - it’s to pay for the Monkey placentas to keep me looking toned, beautiful and slightly smelling of... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by mills at 9:07 AM Comments (3) (link)

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